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NotSoMadHatter

@NotZaphod

Like to think I'm open-minded, but that's open to debate. https://nitter.gq/t.co/WfsbtqEZXZ

 Canada
Joined March 2016
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod14 Apr 2023
Fine! I'll look at your nudes, but I won't enjoy it!
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod6 Mar 2021
Be the reason they reach into their pants, before they open your message.
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod20 Mar 2023
#inspirational
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod27 Dec 2019
Sure, I send out dick pics. But only to women who need a good laugh.
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod9 Nov 2019
Who decided to call it Gender Fluid, instead of Unisexy?
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod27 Feb 2019
How to be a more attractive man: 1. Don't be a misogynistic, patronising twatwaffle. 2. Rinse & repeat.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedSep 20
Look if you're thinking about me..just make sure it's inappropriate
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I see. So the aliens were up to no good. There we go, of course. Case closed.
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Shark@Shark5881715566Sep 21
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Lori@Cornjerker7816 May 2023
Please quit yelling at me You’re making it hard for me to pretend I can’t hear you
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Matty@bestestnameSep 19
Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that?
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldSep 21
So, is there a Mrs. sewer clown?
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I mumbled under my breath "soul sucker motherfucker" and that's when my boss asked "who are you talking to"?
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Explaining my tweets is too much work, just judge me.
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It's almost the top of the hour. You're listening to Dave's Twitter, Stockdale, CA.
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The irony of being a Prisoner of your own mind is that you are also the Judge, Jury and Warden who holds the KEY.
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56Sep 21
I'd like to try another planet.
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Amy@AmysGotBirdsSep 16
People remark on Ted Bundy's looks, and, sure, he was a serial killer 9. But he was a regular dude 5, maaaaybe a 6 on a good day. When you're ranking men's looks, it's important to remember that the serial killer scale and the regular dude scale are not the same.
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I was notified that someone is trying to steal my identity. Enjoy that $7,800 balance on your new Sunglass Hut credit card buddy.
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