@TrueTorontoGirl

Observer of people and other stupid things. 馃嚚馃嚘

 Toronto
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Joined December 2010
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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 20
If I was told to run for my life, I鈥檇 probably walk briskly
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E~ville@E_Ville13Sep 10
I'm just here to fuck up your algorithm.
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Me: I鈥檇 like to order the family meal. Cashier: Do you need any plates or forks? Me: Just one, thanks.
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Jen@SleepEatScream10h
You can鈥檛 change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable. *Rolls in a ditch*
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted6h
When your friend has zero filter Me I'm that friend
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Don鈥檛 listen to me. I鈥檓 a terrible influence.
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Every time I lay my head down to sleep my brain starts dumb conversations with me.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedOct 25
I think my problem is I have really fantastic bad ideas
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My seasonal depression is still going strong from last year.
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I'm not afraid of failure anymore. We've become well acquainted.
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You can't lose at their game if you don't play.
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My ass fell asleep and now I鈥檓 afraid to fart.
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I'm having a what the fuck, why am I crying and fuck this kind of day.
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Imagine falling in love with me. Wrong! Way more regret.
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If a woman puts her hands on her hips and says, "What did you just say?" You better have a good fucking answer or run.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 16
If they don鈥檛 appreciate you someone else will.
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鈸傦笍isterD@MisterD78UKOct 24
I'm very suspicious if I hear "we're all in this together"... I probably wasn't paying attention and now i'm worried what you're dragging me into
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This dude at work kept telling me to calm down so obviously I put a curse on him.
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When I look at pictures of younger me I can't help crying knowing what she's going to go through.
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