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@Not_the_cabal

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Joined April 2024
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GM, Crypto Twitter. I now self-identify as a small boy trapped in a smaller boy's body. However, I will continue to support projects I like with a multitude of disjointed, low-effort posts that receive nearly no engagement. Gracias por escuchar. Best, Crypty
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AI could save us all by the end of the decade. #Singularity
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PLOG is life
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@manifestingdivaAug 26
CNET just used Jimothy as the entire premise for its Pixel 11 Pro XL camera test. a major tech publication took Google’s newest flagship phone around Seattle literally searching for Jimothy. Jimothy World Order. cnet.com/tech/mobile/looking…
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@Marcello_695Aug 25
It looks like Pistacio is on a mission
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@manifestingdivaAug 21
why is Apple’s raccoon holding a coin 🤨 $Jimothy coded
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women don't know what they like
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@defidarlingJul 30
Replying to @c_mami
men don’t know what they like
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What the fuck is going on with @Phantom wallet? They keep changing things; probably AI-assisted. I'm too old for that shit. It worked fine the way it was. Please stop. $Jimothy likely agrees.
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The problem with society nowadays is that most people have no class and think they do. Just because folks went to school doesn't mean they have class. It's not something you just have; it has to be nurtured. $Jimothy, however, naturally has class by the state of nature.
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I think we’re officially in the singularity. The point where you can’t see past it. Models are dropping so fast it’s actually disorienting. $Jimothy confirms this.
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These Thotcitas out here wearing handkerchieves for pants… the shit is ridiculous and gross. Have some goddamn respect for yourself. I know I’m getting old, but if my daughter walked out the house looking like that I’d smack the taste out her mouth. $Jimothy solves this.
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@manifestingdivaJul 24
i genuinely don’t think some of you understand the magnitude of what we’re dealing with here. this has already escaped the crypto bubble.
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@beepleJul 24
JIMOTHY BROKERING A CEASE-FIRE
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Damn that's crazy, she was such a young soul. Rip.
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@DiscussingFilmJul 21
Kaylee Hottle has sadly passed away at the age of 18 after a fatal car crash. She was known for playing Jia in the ‘Godzilla x Kong’ films.
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Motion. $Jimothy
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@Saint10FourteenJul 23
wtf? $ANSEM
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I’m starting to think these people, “those people,” are actually idiotic. And I don’t have time for that kind of shit thinking with their verga-type niggas. Patético. Anyway, hail $Jimothy.
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@nocashgameboy69Jul 23
CoonStrategy has issued a stock split
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@SEATTLESUBMISSJul 22
FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard.
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@manifestingdivaJul 22
in just a few days $Jimothy has been shared and featured by: Minecraft Google NASA Earth Seattle Mariners Seattle Storm Seattle Public Library YMCA of Greater Seattle University of Washington Washington State University Eastern Washington University South Seattle College Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health Alaska Airlines United Airlines Frontier Airlines Condor Airlines Orlando International Airport Papa Johns Slim Jim Roku World of Warcraft Old School RuneScape Dead by Daylight The Sims Halo Mouse: P.I. For Hire Squirrel with a Gun Seattle City Council The Daily Show The Oatmeal National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum The New York Times Reuters CNN CBS Evening News Fast Company FOX 13 Seattle KIRO 7 Seattle Oregon Public Broadcasting ABC7 News Bay Area FOX 2 Detroit WGAL News 8 FOX 19 Cincinnati TMZ TV Chillhop Music CM Punk That Good News Girl +@blknoiz06 & @Google in the xcom yeah i’m thinking billion(s).
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