Posts about whatever happens to cross the mind of the left toe on the right foot of my third leg.
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The iPhone Duo just failed at around 75,000 folds in an independent durability test, At 100 folds a day, 75,000 cycles would be just over two years.
Put that next to Samsung’s numbers and the difference is insane
>iPhone Duo: 75,000 folds in the test
>Galaxy Z Fold8: up to 500,000 folds
That’s over 6× more folding cycles on Samsung’s rating.
A Galaxy Z Fold7 was manually folded 200,000 times and was still functioning at the end of the test
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Ever since posting about Japanese people the other day, I’ve had the pleasure of watching the Franco-Japanese race war up close. But it’s actually just Niggas in France vs Japan.
All day it’s been vicious qrt jousting. All day my feed has been
French Nigga: “Land of the rising sun but you haven’t even developed photosynthesis.” *Insert Anime Gif*
Agarthan Nihonjin: “You haven’t even developed, nigger.” *insert American slaves picking cotton*
Etc, etc.
Fucking hilarious
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Bioware employees losing their jobs is a good thing and I'm tired of pretending it isn't. The AAAA industry is shrinking but deserves to disappear.
The Adventures of Dwarfchad and Soy Elf #47: "Bye, bye, bi!"
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Congrats to Maxime Penaud for winning the Golden Demon Slayer Sword at Essen. Cracking paint job! #miniaturepainting
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Gonna repost some stuff
"What have I done"
Little diorama based off of this artwork.
Lemme know what you think!
"I'm afraid, in your anger, you killed them"
- A Red Butcher terminator,loyalist marines captured and tortured by the traitors until they were released on other loyalists and in their insanity they thought they were fighting traitors
#horusheresy #conceptart #warhammercommunity
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“I think this Horus… has been Heresied”
“I think I hear a song coming on… hit it, Erbeus!”
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You can get a more convincing shiny effect if you add noise or texture to your surface and break the highlights on edges into little random dots and dashes. Smooth, continuous edge highlights tend to look fake and plastic; interrupting them sells the idea of metal much better. #miniaturepainting #paintingminis
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Vernon: those damn muggles are ruining everything. can't build anything properly, can't dress properly, can't even raise their children properly.
Lucius: fascinating. you have just described yourself, vernon.
Vernon: shut up, lucius. i'm talking about the other muggles.
Lucius: ah, yes. the other muggles. naturally, you are the exception.
Vernon: exactly! finally, someone with a functioning brain.
Lucius: splendid. i despise them too.
Vernon: knew i liked you, lucius. you're a man of culture.
Lucius: and you, vernon, are a man of remarkably selective self-awareness.
Vernon: what does that mean?
Lucius: nothing. i wouldn't want to strain your muggle brain.
Vernon: HA! now that's the sort of joke i like!
Lucius: and i suppose you hate wizards as well?
Vernon: absolutely disgusting creatures.
Lucius: vernon, my dear friend, i am a wizard.
Vernon: ...
Lucius: ...
Vernon: well, you're one of the good ones.
Lucius: YOU ABSOLUTE HYPOCRITE.
Vernon: LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YOU FERRET-HEADED BASTARD!
Lucius: at least my ferrets have better manners than your entire family!
Vernon: your hair looks like it was styled by a dying swan!
Lucius: and your moustache looks like a caterpillar died on your upper lip!
Vernon: ...
Lucius: ...
Vernon: same time next week?
Lucius: naturally. i'll bring the wine.
Vernon: i'll bring the biscuits.
Lucius: excellent. we can spend another evening hating everyone except ourselves.
Vernon: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FRIENDSHIP!
