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Why don't teachers fart in public?
They are private tooters.
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What do you call a spider with 10 eyes?
A spi i i i i i i i i ider
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent.
More and more, I believe progressives want a French Revolution here. The sad part is they don't seem to have the faintest understanding of the differences between the American Revolution and the French Revolution. Worse, they seem ignorant of 19th century French history after the French Revolution.
My hot take is that the leadership of France has joined the UK in formally deciding their civilization is not worth saving.
Imagine being both a coward and a dictator.
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Not that anyone cares, but Microsoft's changes to how Outlook threads email responses may be the most evil thing they have ever done.
In the future everyone will get fifteen minutes of fame, no wait, a correction just came in... two minutes of hate.
Is this you @NeutronLiam?
Okham Man retweeted
It sometimes amuses me the way "scientist" is used today the way "Christian" has been used in the past.
"I don't like this, therefore it's unChristian!"
"I don't like this, therefore it's not science!"
Maybe religion isn't the source of Man's evil.













