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Trying to find things to laugh at as my once great nation collapses around me.

Kent, United Kingdom
Joined October 2013
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Proud to co-sponsor the St George’s Bill led by @JoshBabarinde today. It is absurd that neither I nor my mixed heritage children can describe ourselves as Black or mixed race and English on the census. As I told Jean back in 2021, you don’t have to be white to be English.
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At this point the sex offender's register and the BBC payroll database are one and the same.
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The special wing at Brixton Prison is the new Groucho Club.
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I would have thought leaving your city's rubbish uncollected for months on end, leading to a rat infestation, would be worse for your residents' health than people having wood stoves. @BhamCityCouncil
The science is clear: wood smoke harms our health. Clean Air Night takes place on 17th November, but we're starting the conversation early. Over the coming week, we'll be sharing information about the impact of wood burning and highlighting cleaner ways to keep your home warm. The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) Emissions of air pollutants in the UK statistics states domestic wood burning is now one of the largest sources of fine particulate pollution in the UK. It is responsible for 22% of PM2.5 emissions. Help us share the facts: orlo.uk/it1SR #CleanAirNight #CleanAir #AirQuality #ClearTheAir
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It's just a weird coincidence that an organisation that would display a statue such as this, would employ so many wronguns.
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We're now on the sixth day in a row of BBC-employed sex predators leading the news. And Tim Westwood goes on trial in January. Don't forget to pay your TV licence.
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New genuine footage from Gaza shows the situation growing more desperate. Please retweet @Ed_Miliband
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It’s because you’re blokes.
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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You own a shop on Oxford Street. Sadiq Khan has just pedestrianised it so no more buses and taxis. And now the RMT are shutting down the Tube on Black Friday and the weekend before Christmas. How long do you think you'd be staying open?
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I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
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I don't know why some in the media are taking a victory lap for once again fearlessly exposing sexual abuse decades too late to prevent any of it. Savile, the grooming gangs, Brand.
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Germans seem to get a lot less shit for the Holocaust than white English people do for ending the slave trade.
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Not to excuse it, but I think there's a "sex god complex" that affects average looking men who get famous & suddenly find women throwing themselves at them. After enough one nighters, it must be easy to get the idea that any woman who smiles at you is after the same thing.
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Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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I don't think it's possible to be a "pick up artist" like Brand & have sex with hundreds of women without some of them thinking, rightly or wrongly, that you raped them, coerced them, got them drunk or otherwise abused them. I know blokes like him & they leave a trail of damage.
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I remember reading the book Brand endorsed, The Game, about men who treat picking up girls like a video game, and thinking, you may get the sex but none of these women are going to think well of you.
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I'm willing to believe Russell Brand did bad things. What I don't understand is why no one said anything when he was a big TV celeb, when he was a film star, when he was a leftist political commentator or even during Savile and #MeToo . Only when he became a conspiracy podcaster.
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Birmingham UK : Local theatre group recreates scene from Les Miserables.
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A new law that risks criminalising parents who question whether their children are trans must be scrapped, MPs, peers and experts have demanded. ‘Gender’, as opposed to sex, is an anti-scientific myth. If a child with a penis announces that he is really a girl, parents and teachers have a positive duty to educate him in the scientific truth that he is a boy. Of course no parent should use physical or psychological abuse for any reason. But if anyone should be prosecuted it is those who abuse their duty of care by encouraging children in the anti-scientific delusion that they can choose their own sex. telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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