Trying to find things to laugh at as my once great nation collapses around me.
Kent, United Kingdom
Joined October 2013
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Proud to co-sponsor the St George’s Bill led by @JoshBabarinde today.
It is absurd that neither I nor my mixed heritage children can describe ourselves as Black or mixed race and English on the census.
As I told Jean back in 2021, you don’t have to be white to be English.
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At this point the sex offender's register and the BBC payroll database are one and the same.
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It's just a weird coincidence that an organisation that would display a statue such as this, would employ so many wronguns.
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It’s because you’re blokes.
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I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
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Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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A new law that risks criminalising parents who question whether their children are trans must be scrapped, MPs, peers and experts have demanded.
‘Gender’, as opposed to sex, is an anti-scientific myth. If a child with a penis announces that he is really a girl, parents and teachers have a positive duty to educate him in the scientific truth that he is a boy.
Of course no parent should use physical or psychological abuse for any reason. But if anyone should be prosecuted it is those who abuse their duty of care by encouraging children in the anti-scientific delusion that they can choose their own sex.
telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
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Jolyon Maughaum is raging against Oxford Street’s Christmas lights because they celebrate the great JK Rowling. When will this tragic, grumpy old man get a life?, asks Jo Bartosch
buff.ly/2OOgdxZ
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If you cancel your TV licence you can put the money towards your next gas bill and stick the heating on for a bit.
Before you crank up the thermostat, try these tips to keep your house warmer for longer bbc.in/48gLc8A
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Power cuts for hours is the most likely scenario as @ofgem has issued a warning for the first time EVER they Cannot Guarantee that demand will be met on a peak day in winter. Let’s be clear what that means. They cannot guarantee that homes will be warm, lights come on or industry function on a peak day this winter.
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days”
Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”.
#Newsnight
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If we don’t wake up, the carnage in France is our future.
We need to return to law, order, and borders.
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The Nazis thought of destroying this historic city hall. And decided against it. These bastards have just done it.
Le clocher de l'Hôtel de ville de Limoges s'est écroulé
Toute l'info est à retrouver sur cnews.fr
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Being fairly sure that we're next takes all the fun out of seeing France being destroyed
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America: "You can buy a flying car!"
Britain: "You need a licence to watch YouTube"
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Do not extend the BBC licence fee to streaming services
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
