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Podcast. Three football fans, and one guy in the middle of listening to the entire Queen back catalogue.

Joined January 2019
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***NEW POD KLAXON*** Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position. Oh to be a fly on the wall in Dave's office this morning. Please do share if you enjoy. #davessecretary #offsidetraps #football soundcloud.com/offside-traps…
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Took the liberty of dubbing Kevin Keegan's "I will love it" rant over the £80k PAYE guy from Question Time #bbcqt
Appreciate the feedback @RMPitcher it hadn’t gone unnoticed with us either and reckon that’s not a bad idea at all...@petercrouch what do you think?
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Poch leaving @spurs has shocked everyone - who’s your favourite to step in to replace him?
33%Mourinho
22%Howe
6%Allegri
39%Give it Giggsy
18 votes • Final results
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Not sure who made this but it’s a work of genius
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Eriksen waiting to take the corner:
Irish fans singing “Jan Vertonghen, he’s shagging your wife” to Christian Eriksen tonight 🤣
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Some easy listening for your commute home. Catch our latest pod, available in all the usual places #davessecretary #offsidetraps #arsenal #fulham #ManUtd nitter.gq/OffsideTraps/status/11…
***NEW POD KLAXON*** Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position. Oh to be a fly on the wall in Dave's office this morning. Please do share if you enjoy. #davessecretary #offsidetraps #football soundcloud.com/offside-traps…
And the winner of best performance in a sporting film goes to...
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Who reckons the goalie had a tenner on Over 0.5 lights destroyed in 90 mins?
Nuneaton Borough goalkeeper taking a penalty at 0-0, misses and breaks a light. Only in Non-League. nitter.gq/NickDillam/status/1195…
Some serious fines going on at #ChelseaFC this season from Lamps! Definitely don’t be late for training 👀
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Recording another pod as we speak - who’s excited?!
100%Over the moon!
0%Underwhelmed at best
2 votes • Final results
It's a 6 way tie in our poll at the moment for the next #Arsenal manager! Arteta, Vieira, Rodgers, Luis Enrique, Allegri and WENGER(!) All have the same number of votes.
It's pretty clear that Emery is about to get the boot. Here are the bookies favourites to take over, who do #Arsenal fans want?
14%Mourinho
33%Arteta
24%Vieira
29%Rodgers
21 votes • Final results
Might as well include the next four favourites for the #Arsenal job. Who should replace Emery?
7%Ljungberg
40%Luis Enrique
20%Allegri
33%Wenger
15 votes • Final results
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