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I'm not here for a long time, I'm just here for a good time. - George Strait

Joined May 2013
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The scariest thing I've seen this Halloween is the price of a bag of candy
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October 31
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Happy Halloween!🎃
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Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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#FearHasANewHome In the Black Cat Tavern
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#FearHasANewHome and Precious is it's Overlord😘❤️🤣
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#FearHasANewHome asked to be introduced to the manager's mom
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#FearHasANewHome it's down in the sewers of Maine😎😂
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#FearHasANewHome so please respect the 10pm curfew ⏰
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#FearHasANewHome on the range.
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#FearHasANewHome because I may have acted a little prematurely and quit my job. Could I crash on your couch?
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#FearHasANewHome since his old lady, Misery, kicked him out.
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#FearHasANewHome afraid of the outcome
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Plot twist: I’m going to start calling and texting the Dr. a week before to remind them of my upcoming appointment.
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A haunted house but it’s just rooms full of real life situations you need to deal with
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Why are so many people posting stories that take forever to read, many of which are not true and were probably written by AI?
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Have we ever thought to ask the daylight if it even wants to be saved.
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