Always laughing at my own jokes.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2009
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“How Season 7 of Love Island USA proved that Gen Z is ruining reality TV” In this essay I will…
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I feel like I just spotted Jim Broadbent in this week’s White Lotus. Need @broadbentdaily to weigh in.
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I hate chronically online halloween. wdym you made your no social media husband dress up as the Scram Meme from TikTok?
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Doing my annual Harry Potter rewatch and I always forget how @broadbentdaily slayed the absolute boots down as Professor Slughorn. Mama he’s ACTING.
When people don’t understand how I absorb so much pop culture… I’ve been training my whole life.
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My 2 year old daughter just pointed at the bottle of Ranch and said “hot sauce peeze”… so yes, I am raising a Minnesotan.
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Hannah Einbinder should have won the Emmy simply for the moment when she walked into the Christmas Elf auditions and screamed “NO!”
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Happy to report I finally watched Season 3 of Hacks, so now I can be appropriately enraged if The Bear beats it in any category tonight at the Emmys.
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I always see comments under niche TikToks saying “I have no one to send this to” and not to brag, but I have literally never had that issue.
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“Tree Paine reaches for her 19th cigarette of the day” @hunteryharris
If I see the words “Several Months Wait” one more time, I’m going to SCREAM. @LibbyApp is about to be my 13th reason.
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I fear I’m never going to stop talking about the opening credits of #ThePerfectCouple. So weird, so bizarre, yet absolutely perfect
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My toxic trait is that the second the MN State Fait opens I pretty much need to be there every single day.
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