Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

NYC via LA
Joined February 2009
Bad news for all my haters.
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the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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Ashley Reese retweeted
I don’t like the way that you are all speaking about Quirk Chunguses in a general sense. You can be both Beautiful and Chungus
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bulge and feet he is coming for blood
Mike Rogers can keep his yachts and his McMansion in Florida.
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kathy stabler i am so sorry i wasn’t your writer
i will talk about svu with anyone who has eyes and/or ears
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I thought we all just turned the toilet paper into a temporary pad, not a temporary tampon. huh.
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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it’s an ad
philosophy oomfs i need help. my first reaction upon seeing this was commodity fetishism but i dont really think that fits the bill. overconsumption feels too obvious but i feel like theres something missing here why does this video suck so bad
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This went double diamond in my house
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Not gonna lie, that 25-30 min of trailers before the movie be saving my life when I have to watch movies straight after work. So when yall complain about that I be quiet.
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i will talk about svu with anyone who has eyes and/or ears
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We got married like two months before he died. I was his girlfriend for most of that time, so I really don't think that matters. Time, arguably, does, but the label less so.
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at the end of the day people can do what they want! But I do think it's weird that people are emphatically insisting that people have no business considering a friend's partner/spouse their friend too. It doesn't mean they're on the same level of friendship either!
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Drake
Drake is in New York City celebrating his 40th birthday 🦉
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Ok just do nothing and be sad then
This is great if you still live around people you went to high school or college with. Many, many, many people don't do that. And in order to make the kinds of friendships where you CAN just go to each other's houses, you very often need to start with activities that cost money
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The way she conducted a field study, analyzed the data, and communicated her findings through this song open.spotify.com/track/1ZiY6…
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She has seen both Hitler and Lil Pump in her lifetime
Lil Pump performing Gucci Gang for his grandma’s 90th birthday (2024)
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Ashley Reese retweeted
El-Sayed supporter Duane Gholston says he didn’t realize he convinced his dad, Mike Britt, to vote for Abdul until he came across my interview with him from last week. “He’s a blue collar, blue dog Democrat who hasn’t been a superfan of the party in recent years…”
Garbage truck driver Mike Britt says he wasn’t sure about Abdul El-Sayed until his 32-year-old son started promoting his campaign, he tells me while parked outside of an Abdul El-Sayed event in Detroit. The Hasan Piker ads made him pause, but he’ll vote for the Democrat, he says.
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I gotta block my mom after this ain’t no way 😭😂
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Ashley Reese retweeted
seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit
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oh BROTHER LOOOOL
Too misogynistic probably yes
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