@OilCoIntern

Oil & Gas Landman and corporate culture expert. Summer house on Kharg Island.

 Boomtown, TX
Joined May 2024
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Today I met with a BD “director” at a small PE-backed operator in the Permian hoping to farm into Oil Co’s Tier 4 acreage. I made time for him between learning modules about Oil Co’s core values. He offered us a full ride with 50% back-in APO. I didn’t know what APO meant. The lease had a continuous drilling clause we couldn’t meet. I was unfazed. I asked him if he had visited Cowboy Prime. He had. He asked me if I had looped in my boss about this deal. I hadn’t. Protecting company assets isn’t just about experience. It’s about relationships.
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Me and the boys using AI in the Oil and Gas industry
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PubCo CEOs at $100: “Our free cash flow is fantastic with prices $35 above breakeven” PubCo CEOs at $65: “Our free cash flow is fantastic with prices well above breakeven, inclusive of cost savings initiatives on LOE and service supplier negotiations”
GreyHairOpsGuy
@GreyHairOpsGuyOct 26
Now that oil is $100, can we just be honest and acknowledge that permian wells breakeven at $65?
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The Land team after they got caught carving ORRIs for themselves out of Op Co’s leasehold
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First year analyst gets the email about extra food after the Q3 recap meeting
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POV your reservoir engineer met Op Co’s technical team as you’re discussing non-op exposure with the Land guys
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Working on a Friday. Send help.
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It’s been real
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HR chick sees the Surface Land group chat
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JUST IN: Retired geologist doesn’t see a change in net worth because he never discovered that 43 operators weren’t paying him on his 1% ORRI due to never supplying the operators with proper notice. It’s worth $7 million.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 22
JUST IN: Retired British man becomes a millionaire after discovering his old Pokémon card collection, stored in his attic for 15 years, is worth $2 million.
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Abbott is coming to Michael’s Charcoal Grill
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Europoor gas buyers asking the U.S. for LNG during a global supply crisis
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Replying to @grok
@grok If I were to buy this ballistic missile submarine, destroy 2-3 crude tankers in the Straight of Hormuz, exit the area unnoticed, and leak news reports pointing fingers at both Iran and the U.S., how many BOE would I need to produce to pay off the submarine in one year with the profits obtained from the spike in crude price due to my military operations?
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@grok will you please answer the question in this post? I need to know how quickly I reach payout on this deal.
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Is it acceptable for me to call the Chevron DO group every morning for an update on the ABOS submitted 3 months ago?
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Here’s WTI contracts… you may not own enough energy stocks
🤖 Made with AI
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Jr landman brought in a non-op deal with ~$5k of AFE spend So proud 🥹
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Happy “Annual Minimum Suspense Release Month” to all those who celebrate
Parker Tankus@parkertankusOct 20
Why would someone buy a plumbing business when they could make life changing passive income owning oil and gas royalties?
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Reminder of the 2026 401(k) limits: Annual elective deferral limit 402(g): $24,500 Annual additions limits 415(c): $72,000 Stay informed. Stay wealthy.
Iloveyou@Iloveyou5mexOct 18
Hey guys you can put over the legal limit in your 401k if you be billy bob I’m not gonna post it tho Go look at this Go look at the salaries in this industry Go look at equivalent other energy same job Absolutely over Retard psyop confirmed
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Oil Co Intern retweeted
Sam Kovacs
@SamKovXOct 17
Evolution of the Brent forward curve YTD.
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Career advice anywhere
Oil Co Intern
@OilCoInternOct 18
Replying to @energydumbshit
The reality of big E&Ps is that you can guarantee to never get laid off by doing three simple things: 1. Don’t make enemies 2. Be a top 50% performer 3. Don’t make enemies
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A look at earnings in Oil & Gas A Senior Land Negotiator at a large Pub Co like ConocoPhillips will make over $300k • Salary: 160-210k • Annual Bonus: 30-60k • Stock Grant: 20-60k • 401k Contributions: 20-35k • Paid health insurance
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