Proud Alumnus of the Midvale School for the Gifted. Exodus 8:2

Manassas, VA
Joined March 2020
It usually takes me about 2 hours to fall asleep at night but I’ve been listening to philosophy lectures/audio books and they knock me out in like 20 minutes. This is now a running thread of things I fell asleep to:
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Having PLAYED extreme metal for almost thirty years I’m something of an authority when I say; Metal is about going really fast not some lame crap like peoples’ feelings
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I think aliens are much scarier than demons for horror movies. When I see a guy being chased by demons I think "this would never happen to me" because I'm a good person and demons have no reason to beef with me. But aliens. That shit could happen to anyone. Those are just guys.
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A lot of philosophy can justly be reduced to: ”I have invented a question which puts me in a bind because I am a massive autist. This question must thus be incredibly important for mankind.”
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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[dying unfulfilled] “this is just like Synecdoche New York”
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Almost any Chet Baker song with vocals
Name one jazz song you'd play to someone who says they hate jazz.
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Like come the fuck on Mark Zuckerberg LEAVE ME ALONE
Does anyone else get a LOT of ads about getting tested for autism on Instagram or is that just me
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I’ve been playing the SHIT out of Final Fantasy: Resonance, personally.
According to folks on here , dating apps for losers , approaching girls at the gym is creepy , you shouldnt holla at coworkers like damn wtf can you do ?
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I'll never understand why new fans are so drawn to bum drivers, what do you mean your dream f1 grid has "Zhou" "Doohan" "Aron" but no Verstappen and Hamilton
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there is a computer at the end of time reaching back to modify our world so that we are guaranteed to build it. there are signs everywhere if you have the eyes to see.
Online AI detector says Declaration of Independence is 93.2% written by AI.
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Negotiations for a contest between Naoya Inoue and Jesse “Bam” Rodriguez are moving along well, according to Inoue’s promoter Hideyuki Ohashi. 🔗boxingscene.com/articles/nao…
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Gods love is the only love I got. Mind your business 🤨
Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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The concept of having to endure this election cycle and hope the world doesn’t implode
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The thing about when Soderbergh and Baker made movies with an iPhone, and it was this big “anyone can do it” moment, they meant there was no longer a barrier for entry of expensive equipment, they didn’t mean you shouldn’t learn how to make a movie
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I want to know who people would rather have do the Super Bowl instead of Jay-Z
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They heard his album early huh
The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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Almost impossible to believe, but we will be joining @humbandofficial for four dates of their US tour next year alongside our BFFs @tragicboogie. Tickets on sale this Friday at 10am local time. Someone pinch me.
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