Just one of the guys from Earth
Joined February 2011
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(Taking a sip of ale and texting my childhood best friend) you were in my dream again last night…hope that you’re well… (taking another sip and texting my wife) whauts up
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this album defies the laws of time and somehow came out when every single person was a sophomore in college
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"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall." trib.al/3lNer4z
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Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.
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I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.
DRESS TO IMPRESS?: People are furious after the Senate dropped its dress code requirement — and they’re saying there is only one lawmaker to blame. Why the bar is being “lowered”: trib.al/9IAJt5G
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Local news station deserves a medal for the script on this segment
NEW: GOP Rep Lauren Boebert denied vaping during a Denver Center for the Performing Arts musical before being kicked out Sunday. @Marshall9News got the video. Take a look. #copolitics
Every year or so, a fast food restaurant comes out with a product like “The Bacon Fucker” and the ads are all like “Are You Man Enough To Let The Bacon Fuck You?” and guys everywhere run as fast as they can to buy it
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He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.
