A professor with the wrong kinda views
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Academics are like cats, almost totally worthless and easily distracted by shiny objects.
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Lord, grant me the confidence the neocons will show tomorrow after this beating.
You won’t get a single apology. Not one.
The time change is great, an extra hour of sleep! Except for the next 2 weeks I get up at 4am instead of 5...
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The clocks go back this weekend, hopefully to 1817 when Illinois wasn’t a state
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There's a time and a place for candy corn. That time is never and that place is the trash.
Yeah, but it's bifurcated. Same as ever, just the cheating method has changed. The bottom half do whatever they have to do to get a C. The top half wants to learn the right way. Life as a teacher gets infinitely better when you stop caring about the bottom half.
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Honestly, I don’t want technology to advance any further. I think we need more gardens, more front porches and fewer screens.
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A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
You cannot comprehend how indoctrinated the youth are until you have a student use a human baby in the womb as an example of a parasitoid in humans.
My wife was speaking remnants of her German knowledge at dinner last night. Toward the end, my youngest son goes "Shreken ze doich" 😂
Gotta love that in addition to getting screwed by CC companies for transaction fees, we also now lose a few cents of each cash transaction because there are no pennies.
You might think this is a first grader writing "prayers." You'd be wrong. It's a college kid writing "prairies."
