@PFlat2

THE IMMACULATE DEGENERATE McCarthy was right. Gig Em

 Waco, TX
Joined April 2009
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I've decided to exclusively drink these on Saturdays til Aug 2027
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Lorena SR 🇪🇦
@LorenaR97671Oct 27
4 pasos para ser de ultraderecha : 1. Trabajar 2.Querer formar una familia 3.Saber economía básica 4. Bañarse
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𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝔂
@2CynicAl6510h
I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I just voted for a realtor.
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johnny maga
@johnnymaga13h
Trump with a brutal Talarico impersonation in Texas. Vintage. 😭
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AggieCat Sports
@AggiesRecruitEx12h
Colt McCoy (rightfully) wasn't allowed on AF1.
Margo Martin
@MargoMartin4715h
.@POTUS arrives in Corpus Christi, TX with @JManziel2 and @DannyAmendola 🇺🇸
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Carter Karels
@CarterKarels12h
Texas A&M is just 8 of 24 (33.3%) on fourth downs over 10 losses under Mike Elko while going 21 of 29 (72.4%) over 24 wins. Of the 16 failed conversions, nine were with 1 or 2 yards to go, with seven being runs up the middle (including three out of the shotgun). More here:
Carter Karels
@CarterKarels12h
I rewatched all 16 fourth downs Texas A&M failed to convert through 10 losses under Mike Elko, charted them and looked for patterns. A&M clearly has a fourth-down problem. Here's what I found ($): on3.com/sites/aggie-yell/new…

Quantifying Texas A&M football's fourth-down issues under Aggie coach Mike Elko: Analysis

Aggie Yell analyzed the perpetual fourth-down issues Texas A&M has experienced over three seasons under coach Mike Elko.

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Trevor Knight
@undercoverags11h
Since 2003, The Texas A&M Board of Regents has: * Hired 5 new Head coaches * Offered all 5 contract extensions * Paid 4/5 buyouts worth $97 Million * Acquired $57 Million buyout for Elko * TWO 10 win seasons * 0 National championship apps. * 1 playoff appearance
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Carter Karels
@CarterKarels12h
I rewatched all 16 fourth downs Texas A&M failed to convert through 10 losses under Mike Elko, charted them and looked for patterns. A&M clearly has a fourth-down problem. Here's what I found ($): on3.com/sites/aggie-yell/new…

Quantifying Texas A&M football's fourth-down issues under Aggie coach Mike Elko: Analysis

Aggie Yell analyzed the perpetual fourth-down issues Texas A&M has experienced over three seasons under coach Mike Elko.

on3.com
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Employee Tears
@EmployeeTearsOct 26
Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
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Florida Man - World's Superhero@danmmeyer14h
I can't believe it is almost time to watch Die Hard.
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Locked on Aggies@LockedOnAggies14h
Oregon just fired their OC—even with a better offense than Texas A&M. Meanwhile, Aggies fans have watched Holmon Wiggins struggle all season, despite Marcel Reed starting every game. Is it time for A&M to make a change at offensive coordinator? Sound off below! #Aggies #gigem
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Carlos E. Perez
@IntuitMachineOct 25
This is very sad.
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TxAgLawGuy@TxAgLawGuy15h
I’m just reposting every t-sip doing this because it’s hilarious
Davy Phockett@DavyPhockettOct 27
Welp fuck Colt McCoy
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Patrick “Pistol” McGillicuddy II@pat_pistol_ii18h
Liberals when their red blooded American quarterback named after a gun doesn’t share their views
mavsmarie
@mavsmarieOct 26
Colt McCoy??????????? WTF
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Smart Aleck
@alexedmiOct 26
I was raped in Barney's NYC dressing room in the late 90's by @SenSchumer. I don't remember the exact day or time. Hell, I don't even know for sure what year it was. But I have just as much evidence of Schumer raping me in Barney's as Carroll had for her charge against Trump. I'm coming for you Chuck; you better lawyer up.
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Austin was voted best college town
cost_of_bummership
@cost_of_bums14h
Closing time at the @AustinPublicLib.
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
JUST IN: Trump to reportedly campaign alongside football star Johnny Manziel in Texas tomorrow as part of a final push ahead of the midterms.
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Charean Williams@NFLCharean17h
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I Don't Hate Your Team*
@ih8yourteamOct 26
Texas A&M punted in this situation. Worse still, they let the clock run down to 3:53 before they did it. This is a coach trying to mitigate the final score, not do everything to win. And there's a huge problem with punting here 🧵
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John Nathan Dunaway@jndunaway523h
If Colt McCoy gets hurt, does Trump still rally?
Alex Isenstadt@axiosalexOct 26
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…

Scoop: Trump enlists football stars for final midterm push in Texas

The president is trying to activate a constituency Republicans fear will stay home.

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Leftist longhorns crashing out over Colt McCoy is my fav thing today Colt and seethe 😂
Texas Joey@RealJoeyBarnes16h
Replying to @matthewamiller
If anyone wants a signed Colt UT jersey, I would be glad to sell them mine. In the words of my grandmother, I have turned his picture to the wall. @ColtMcCoy
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Calvin Applebottom II
@_MaroonKoolAid16h
After this Saturday, Texas will have played 21 regular season SEC games since joining in 2024. In 8 of those 21 games, they will have faced a team playing with their back up QB. Absolutely insane
Pete Thamel
@PeteThamel18h
Sources: Mississippi State star QB Kamario Taylor will miss the rest of the season, as he faces surgery on his injured toe. Taylor has an appointment today to get his toe checked out by a specialist and could have surgery as early as tomorrow. He’s expected to make a full recovery.
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