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5⭐️ father. 3⭐️ with heart on the grill. 2x all county honorable mention. triple option truther.

Joined August 2026
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For the people without smooth brains; here’s 30 seconds of the greatest chant in sports
The tomahawk chop is the most obnoxious and annoying cheer in professional sports. How did we lose the Washington Redskins to cancel culture but somehow kept the tomahawk chop? Where is the leftist mob when you need it? 😂😭⚾️
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This whole account is just asking answers to obvious questions and farming people's regional pride while playing a naive traveler who has also seen more of the US at this point than most Americans ever will... "Oh boy howdy it is snowing in the Northern Rockies in fall... That's insane! Is it normal to get wintery precipitation at 6,100 feet and not see people in America's least densely populated state?" "They have fried butter at the Texas State Fair... Is this normal? Can Texans fry anything?" "Holy cow it sure feels sticky outside in Fairhope, AL... Is it always humid in August in the South?"
It’s November 2nd and it’s snowing like this??? Is this normal in Wyoming?
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Go to marriage counseling before you get married…. You can save yourself a lot of time
My husband said he was tired of feeling like a beggar for sex in his own marriage. My response made him walk out of the bedroom. At 2 a.m., he woke me up and asked if I wanted to be intimate. I told him I was exhausted and wanted to sleep. He turned away without arguing. The next morning, he barely spoke to me. When I asked what was wrong, he finally said: “Do you know how humiliating it feels to keep reaching for your own wife and constantly get turned down?” I was immediately irritated. I told him, “Nobody forced you to marry me. And I certainly didn’t promise you unlimited access to my body.” He stared at me. Then he said something I wasn’t expecting: “I know you don’t owe me sex. But did you ever stop to think that I might be tired of feeling unwanted too?” I laughed bitterly and replied:
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A peek behind closed doors
They’ve left their hats at the door and the first CFP Selection Committee Meeting of the season is officially underway! 🏆 #CFP
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Jimbo AD, James Franklin HC, Aranda DC
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BREAKING🚨🚨🚨: Auburn head coach Alex Golesh has declined an interview request from Florida State, according to sources. The Seminoles reportedly reached out to Golesh regarding their head coaching vacancy.
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Aaron blocked me for a simple joke
Replying to @AaronAMckinnon
Aaron you keep impressing me
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How is calling a belly big body shaming How is calling titties small body shaming How is saying somebody got two chins body shaming
How is calling a dick small body shaming are you all stupid
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One of the nice things God does is that he doesn't let people who dont have kids know what they're missing.
Seth Rogen says he and his wife are now more grateful than ever that they decided not to have children he’s not afraid to explain why. He admits they used to question whether they’d made the right decision, but now their conversations have shifted to, “Honestly, thank God we don’t have children.” His reasoning? They’re in the prime of their lives, understand themselves better than ever, and have the freedom to pursue their careers, enjoy life, and build the kind of relationship they’ve always wanted. But Seth took it a step further, saying he sees people with children struggling to find the same time for work and personal enjoyment that he and his wife have. “I seem to get a lot more active enjoyment out of not having kids than anyone I know seems to get out of having kids.” That statement will probably divide people. Some see raising children as life’s greatest joy, while others believe a fulfilling life doesn’t have to include parenthood. Do you think Seth has a point, or is there a kind of happiness you can only understand after having children?
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Drink or Jimbo me, we ball
Florida State Head Coach Hot Board🍢 (via @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/florida-state-h…
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Jimbo and Ben Roethlisberger
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Put more music in the background man, sounds great
The Coach Florida State Should Hire After Firing Mike Norvell @FSUFootball
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I keep it on me
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He salty he doesn’t have the market cornered on recruiting evals anymore, so he just saying anything
Where does Florida State rank in the pecking order of job openings? @TomLuginbill: "This program is broke... The landscape has changed so dramatically that it's not just about the spear on the helmet... Now it is strictly about finances."
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“Sir, they hit the the third lane”
غير مستوعب انها طائرة .. كيف يعني اهل الأموات ما اعلنوا وفاة ابنائهم ؟ كيف يعني ماحصلوا اي شيء يخص الجثث و الطائرة؟ في وجهة نظري هو صاروخ ليست طائرة.
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WhErE Is THe PlaNe?!
Where is the plane 😕 🤔.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows aftermath of the Nov 1 Learjet 60 crash in Palm Beach County that disintegrated on high-speed vertical impact, leaving scattered debris and a crater instead of an intact plane. Aircraft parts were recovered from the site. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Palm… en.cibercuba.com/noticias/2026-… x.com/zlatko_69/stat…
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conspiracy theorists think the plane was gonna do this
Where is the plane 😕 🤔.
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The video shows aftermath of the Nov 1 Learjet 60 crash in Palm Beach County that disintegrated on high-speed vertical impact, leaving scattered debris and a crater instead of an intact plane. Aircraft parts were recovered from the site. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Palm… en.cibercuba.com/noticias/2026-… x.com/zlatko_69/stat…
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Are you people dumb? I’m talking clinically stupid. “Yes sir, target hit. Civilian sidewalk taken out.”; headass
X 22 cruise missile in action. Fool yourself with the narrative that 9 passengers were on a supposed “plane”
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Ah yes
WAR IS COMING. LEAVE GULF NOW!!!
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@Iran_Army_Stan is not an official Iranian army or IRGC account. Its bio calls it a commentary page created in India in Jan 2026. x.com/iribnews_irib/… defapress.ir/fa/news/849002… x.com/chanduvayu/sta… sochfactcheck.com/irans-military… pixelation.org/is-the-iran-mi…
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Need these two locked in for 2027 the second that ink dries on the new coach’s contract
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I’m not a big conspiracy theory guy when it comes to officiating, but watching the calls Miami gets at the end of these games is absolutely insane.
Tar Heels coach Bill Belichick has been a Head Coach in the NFL/NCAA since 1991. Saturday vs Miami marked the first time in his head coaching career that his team scored at least 35 points and LOST😬 He had been 103-0 entering the day🤯
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