he/him my ambition is to be that old guy you see in the pub one day who's pretty cool but always slightly drunk
cleobury
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I'm on bluesky now i guess because everyone interesting has left, name Ziplock1995. I won't post much there either
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Lefties furious at stunning result for @Nigel_Farage who outmanoeuvred them again by denying them the opportunity to stage stupid stunts at the count. They look extraordinarily foolish today.
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saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender
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Godzilla was supposed to represent the nuclear bombs used in World War II. Godzilla vs Kong represents what if we nuked a big gorilla
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Dude, it’s just a comedy show. Sure, we were saying deeply cruel things without a trace of irony. But don’t worry, it was on stage
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I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
I turn 30 in 4 days, and got ID'd on the way to work, hell yeah, either i look young or that shop assistant was bliiiiiind
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Keir Starmer did what anyone would do. He appointed a friend of the world’s most famous paedophile, whose entire career has been dogged by scandal, to the UK’s most prestigious ambassadorial position. It could have happened to anyone.
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the Horus heresy books are a cool experiment in longform prose storytelling undone by how some of the writers are pretty good and some you're legitimately unsure if they know where the commas in sentences are supposed to go. And they keep having to follow on from one another
Singer in the pub begun singing Creep by Radiohead, mum turns to me and says "This song reminds me of you!"
Cheers mum
