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Washington, DC
Joined April 2008
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The two Dan Sullivans in Alaska aren't half as wild as the two Haley Stevens in Michigan
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We are saddened to share the news that Jerry Koosman has passed away. We send our thoughts and prayers to his family.
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Breaking and very sad news -- Sen. Chris Murphy is hospitalized following a stroke, an aide to the Connecticut Democrat confirmed Sunday. His staff began notifying people Saturday afternoon of the hospitalization and stroke, a person told POLITICO at the time. “Yesterday afternoon, Senator Murphy started experiencing numbness in his arm while at his son’s hockey game. He was taken to a local hospital, where it was discovered he had experienced a stroke,” Allison Herwitt, Murphy’s chief of staff, said in a statement. “He was transferred to Johns Hopkins for further monitoring and is responding well to treatment. The doctors are encouraged by his progress, he is awake and alert, and we are optimistic he will make a full recovery,” she added. Murphy, who is viewed as a potential 2028 White House candidate, has been traveling the country to campaign for candidates, including recent stops in Michigan, Minnesota and Florida. He had been previously scheduled to attend campaign events in New Hampshire on Sunday. more w/ @jordainc politico.com/news/2026/11/01…
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this is insane. Of all the heartless gutless things this administration has done this may be the worst. These people took massive risks to help our military, and were promised asylum in exchange. It is unconscionable.
We have a loved one scheduled to be on this flight. He will be killed if he’s returned to the Taliban. He supported the US mission in Afghanistan. He has broken no laws. He came here legally. Seeking asylum should not be a death sentence.
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Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.
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CNN: Our reporting is that he disinvited her from the campaign event. Dingell: No, I'm the one. I am the one that talked to Haley. And I am the one that said this isn't working.
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Jd vance doing the 20 year challenge.
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One thing I’ve learned working in sports is that if fans can find one reason not to go to the game, a lot of em ain’t goin
With Maryland football fans, there's never been much correlation between "I'm not showing up again until the coach is fired!!" and "When I get my way and the coach is fired, I'll show up and give them some energy." Via @lawrenceterp
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2/ Predictably, his decision to do this by attacking Iran in the spring led more than anything else to the drubbing he is about to receive in the midterms. So he's in a self-reinforcing cycle of self-sabotage through self-soothing.
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𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝟭 𝗼𝗳 𝟮 (𝘁𝘄𝗼) 2019 World Series baseballs autographed by 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗟 𝗛𝗨𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡. 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍: 1. REPOST 2. Follow @NavyYardNats 3. For a second entry, reply and tag 2 friends in the comments. Winners chosen 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗡𝗼𝘃. 𝟭 𝟴𝗽𝗺. Today is the 7th anniversary of the Nationals 2019 World Series Championship.
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Meet Tom Hoyle, the man who aptly compared the Trump rally to Jonestown - on Fox News Of all the details Marisa Kabas got about this hero the best might be: he was INVITED BY TRUMP'S ORGANIZERS The man who has hated Trump since The Central Park 5: thehandbasket.co/p/tom-hoyle…
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Whoa! Justice Dept says cost of new seawall at East Potomac Park will cost between $150 million and $400 million Judge: Who appropriated money for that? Justice Dept says no one did.
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Judge asks Stanley Woodward again about how Woodward interpreted the Trump social media post announcing golf course will close Nov 15. Woodward: That falls under executive privilege Judge: He posted it!!!!!
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Introducing Home of the Brave Backstage, a new storytelling series hosted by the Dropkick Murphys’ Ken Casey and Michael Fanone. For our first conversation, Sarah Longwell joins the hosts for a sit-down with Bruce Springsteen about music’s role in this political moment. ⬇️
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Lavrov is in Atlanta.
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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart. The best captain. Engage to the great beyond.
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A reporter just asked Trump about the removal of Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia, but referred to him only as "Lt. Gen. Sylvia." "She’s got problems," Trump said. "She’s gonna have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers"
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Obama on Ossoff: "It's not just because he's so put together. It's not because he looks like a Kennedy, all handsome in the videos. It's because he learned from his mentor and my mentor. One of the greats. John Lewis."
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Republicans might have an argument on this Dan Sullivan thing if they had not done the same thing over and over the past few cycles. And it is the media's responsibility to ensure people know that is the case.
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