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Love my Western Bulldogs, SF 49ers and cricket. My arch nemesis is mental illness. Be nice to each other. (He/him)

Launceston, Tasmania
Joined April 2017
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RIP Sean Lock you would鈥檝e loved Russell Brand and David Williams getting outed as sexual predators
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Game's gone. She's been handed the new ball. Hit the top of off stump! See if there is any swing. Trying to bowl wide yorker but instead delivering a half volley that deserves to be hit to the fence is terrible strategy and execution. Not to mention the obvious no ball.
Abbie Chatfield delivers the Celebrity First Ball at North Sydney Oval! #WBBL12
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Patrick Gray retweeted
Unsafe green piece of shit gets brought in as a new monster heel, proceeds to stiff and take liberties with every underneath guy on the roster. Throws away all his heat by playing to the crowd so much they had to improvise and turn him, only for him to jump ship to FFA. Fuck him.
Shrek was released 24 years ago today. Here is the wrestling scene.
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Bad day for pedophiles and cunts
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With 3 rounds of Sheffield Shield between now and the 1st test against NZ it's impossible to predict and XI. The closest I can do is: 1. Head 馃敀 2. Renshaw 馃敀 3. ? 4. Smith 馃敀 5. Green 6. Inglis 馃敀 7. Carey 馃敀 8. Cummins 馃敀 9. Starc 馃敀 10. ? 11. Hazlewood 馃敀
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Connolly, Webster, Konstas, Pattinson, McSweeney, Davies, Clayton could all put their hands up with big scores. Kuhneman or Rocchiccioli should be replacing Lyon. But this selection panel doesn't have the courage to do that.
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This is just what happens when you don't select a Tasmanian.
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At least this will be over quickly, no late night! It's almost impressive how badly the team has been managed on this tour, especially in this test. Bringing in Maddinson, sticking with the boys club, dropping Webster, bowling first, moving Renshaw around the order.
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Decisions that most could see were bad decisions before they were even made. They failed to take losing to Bangladesh seriously. Hopefully they don't repeat the same mistake. But I think we all know that they will.
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I'm getting really tired of this cricket vs baseball debate. Especially when no one is discussing the only comparison worth making. Prime Boon vs Prime Boggs (may he rest in peace).
Baseball players would piss in their pants thrice attempting to play this ball at near 110mph angling in away talk and brag about reaction time.
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This isn't the first time that Lyon has gone missing when we have needed the spinner to step up in the second innings.
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Kind of relieved that this is the final test match of the series. I don't know if I can tolerate Mark Nicholas for much longer. #SAvAUS
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Finish 8th and draw the third most difficult fixture. Meanwhile 9th placed Collingwood "luck" their way into yet another soft fixture. As do 7th placed Melbourne and 2nd placed Sydney... They don't even bother hiding how much they help out the favoured teams.
Fixture on Fox, 5pm tonight on @FOXFOOTY & @kayosports, tune in 馃槑
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I'm just glad I don't live in a dictatorship but a free democracy where every few years I can vote for a different banker or lawyer or landlord that represents the vast network of powerful corporate interests that controls every aspect of my life from cradle to grave
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Glad to see them sticking with Marnus. Really paying off.
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I'm ok with Steve ruling himself out. He knows his body better than anyone else and neck injuries aren't something to mess around with. I'm also fairly sure that this isn't the first time there has been a divide between batters and bowlers.
The latest on the dynamic around the Australian team and Steve Smith from @tommorris32 and @beastieboy07. Full podcast below 馃憞
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
Chinesen zu erkl盲ren was eine demokratie ist, ist als w眉rdest du nem Blinden erz盲hlen was Farben sind
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Goodness me. I just woke up and checked the score. Then had to watch the wickets. Quite the turn around. I'll take that. Grumpy Starc is quite the bowler.
What a remarkable day of Test Cricket 馃槷 #SAvAUS
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"Dont shoot im just a kid"
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Resignations Argus review 2.0 Royal Commission Make them swim home Conscript the entire WA population to stand on the coast and throw rocks at them when they arrive. Raygun wasn't even this embarrassing.
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