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there are like a dozen cassies in chicago, i'm the jewish one grad student for my sins 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ | she/her World's #1 Crypto-Posadist 像3年小孩一样说话的loser

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Me not understanding age regression when hooking up with someone: "Hey just so you know I'm actually 16."
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people who think that queer people are functionally cishet before they come out need to realize that every single high school in america has multiple friend groups that are all-"straight" in freshman year and all-gay/trans by college there is clearly something going on here!
kivan@KivanBay5h
Funny story, I knew some closeted trans people growing up and I was a closeted trans person growing up (we all kinda flocked to each other like penguins huddling for warmth lol) and our classmates weren't really clocking us as "trans" per se but they were clocking us as different
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this was mine btw, except for the one straight girl who was still just kind of hanging around s/o Autumn we love you
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lowkey based on his reaction it's seeming like she's the one that pushed for this
FearBuck
@FearedBuck22h
A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.
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lu.cas@der_muffinman23h
como pode o brasileiro ir tirar uma foto qualquer e simplesmente meter uma semiótica de prêmio pulitzer
☆Gostosa & Ordinária☆@miiduloOct 26
Os homi ontem simplesmente apontando uma arma pra gente após resultados das eleições.. nosso crime? Gritar Lula da varanda rs 23h35 da noite Falaram que se aquela casa tivesse uma ocorrência iam pensar se iriam, e que quando a gente precisar é pra chamar o Lula rs
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tampa straight-up switched their pitchers three times like how they put multiple dudes on a firing squad to distribute the guilt
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago23h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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the fifth inning of tonight's world series game
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd20h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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TEN ZERO?????
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imo this is an extension of no one understanding "this hurts me but the other person is not doing anything wrong". they have to pretend to be unaffected bc otherwise it feels like you're accusing the other person of attacking you, which makes you a crazy bitch
bbbbb bbbbb@brnbneOct 26
All of you are too emotionally detached if you're claiming this stuff has zero emotional impact on you. I had great vibes with someone on a first date and after texting for a bit she said she was too busy to date. It hurt to see her on a first date a few weeks later!
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this one is short but genuinely the craziest one yet lmao
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 24
GIRL... LMAO
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they have to get us a whole-ass new train lmao
cassie b.@PeaceLANBread18h
red line at sheridan has been delayed 20 mins bc there's a "door they can't close" on one of the cars sister me too
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red line at sheridan has been delayed 20 mins bc there's a "door they can't close" on one of the cars sister me too
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Also, and this is something everyone is ignoring, he CHOSE to spend tens of thousands of dollars making and airing the ad. I could buy liberal arguments if he was asked a question on-the-spot or something, but this was calculated!
Noah 🔶@st_noah_of_arcOct 26
Utah, Alabama, and West Virginia all have a more pro-trans Medicaid policy than what Turek is advocating for. Those are all *significantly* redder than Iowa. He does not need to do this to win.
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underdiscussed aspect of why so many people online are insane about political streamer drama is because they're all these people to them this is the same as drama in the friend group
Ali Breland
@alibreland22h
When I profiled Destiny in 2019, a Twitch streamer who at least then was streaming for 16 hours a day, I interviewed his audience. Many of them told me they had no other friends, and occasionally digitally socialized by organizing group movie streams together motherjones.com/politics/202…

Steve Bonnell made big bucks following a simple plan: Play video games. Troll your fans. Fight the...

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do you know how long it took me to realize that most people do not feel like they are covered in filth wherever they have the slightest bit of sweat
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it really is fascinating watching a cult classic develop in real time in 25 years I'm gonna blow away my cinephile niece/nephew by talking about I snuck into one of the first ever showings lmao
one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 26
Digger will be begrudgingly accepted as tentpole film of the decade by early 2028 and there is nothing you can do about it.
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BIG CHICKEN MENTIONED THAT'S MY GOAT
DemOfTheSouth@DemOfTheSouthOct 25
Spoke with a 30-year GA political insider on Thursday who said by 2030 GA is done for GOP, and they know it. A combo of young POC moving to ATL and old white people dying…GOP will do everything possible to prevent but it’s inevitable.
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just got called a "Mariposa" in a sing-song voice by a guy driving an Uber e-bike and I can't even be mad that's too funny
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How much you wanna bet this dude claims he loves MLK lol
Gold Bar Bob
@SenGoldBarsOct 25
80-20 issue side with the 80.
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they made the calculation: transphobes' votes are more important than ours. they don't get to be mad when they get what they asked for!
Bricki 🏳️‍⚧️@ohbrickiOct 24
Dear Democrats: Just because Republicans are worse doesn't mean you get a free pass. Transgender Americans aren't abandoning the ballot box, but we're done pretending political backpedaling is acceptable. You want our votes? Stand up for our rights. Even when it's inconvenient.
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