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Excited as hell to make this movie!!!
Jamie Eliezer Karas Tapped To Direct Coming-of-Age Skateboarding Drama 'Suburban Kings' From Writer Peter Hoare; Blink-182's Tom DeLonge Among Producers deadline.com/2025/05/jaime-e…
All of the batshit crazy stuff Trump says and does is gonna be far less palatable to a lot of Republicans. The house of cards is gonna get real shaky, real quick. Rambling about toilets and helipads, falling asleep, the nicknames. You watch.
Self preservation mode: engaged.
Shocking, really. I thought all that talk about tight man asses would push the Republicans over the top.
The Cheesecake Factory has enormous golden doors, gold on every wall, ugly golden columns. Its seemingly endless menu contains delicious food, but the decor is gaudy as fuck. That’s the joke.
Idiots.
These are the insanely inaccurate words of an aging imbecile whose brain is quickly turning into jelly.
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
The irony is that she can’t read this article.
🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary
tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…
My P.F. Chang’s show is about to blow your dicks off.
Banana Republic Debuts First Scripted Microseries, an Office Comedy Starring Jack Innanen (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
Finally, we can heal.
Justin Timberlake (@jtimberlake) apologizes for past beatboxing
stereogum.com/2513760/justin…
Add someone else to the list, you cowards!!!
The JAMES BOND shortlist is here, with six actors reportedly set to screen-test in September to play the next 007 (via @PageSix)
Jack Barton, Jacob Elordi, Paul Mescal, Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Harris Dickinson
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Real talk: They have recently been rounding up wild horses and sending them to be slaughtered. Now there's all of a sudden "meat" coming from countries he doesn't want to say...so enjoy your horsemeat everyone
