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Joined January 2021
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day 1 of writing my manifesto
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I AM A GOOD FORTNITE PLAYER GODDAMMIT IM JUST STUCK OPENING CHESTS BECAUSE SOME BALD FUCK WONT GIVE ME THE SHOP TOKEN
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i don’t want wins i don’t want team battles i don’t want to engage a fight i don’t want to keep being placed in top 3 i am here for one thing and one thing only and im getting that pirate token
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We need to put a ban on internet theatre kids being voice actors for at least a decade
They've completely omitted Ganondorf coughing up blood from the remake. It would appear that the Switch 2 remake is more censored than even the 3DS version.
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It was cute back in 2016 seeing internet people break into industry. But now the average production is mainly filled with glorified impressionist who have no actual acting talent.
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How did he go from this to weird blobfish thing in post?
A new look at the practical suit used for ‘CLAYFACE’.
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If i get the skin before the shop token i open the live stream and pull the trigger so everyone can watch.
Would you rather get the skin or the shop token?
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Mf beat me to the vault. Started tbagging and let me kill him. That can only mean one thing
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What the fuck is my teammates loadout
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Today, November 6th, is "Melon Day" 🍈in Japan, so I’m dressed up in a "mama" cosplay! ♥️ If my application for Comiket gets accepted, I’ll be releasing some new Melony content❣️ #いいメロンの日 #メロンママ #Melony
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I'm literally deteriorating over this pirate token
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You niggas ruined my life. @Fortnite
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bashed my brother's skull open with a controller after he told me he got the pirate token
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the answer to finding a DCU Batman is that you need to get a little woke with it and cast Charles Melton
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
"Wrong Century" (2009) by artist and illustrator Tomáš Kučerovský.
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Matt Johnson got a little bit of awards praise and it immediately went to his head
Maya Hawke has been cast in the live-action ‘MAGIC: THE GATHERING’ movie. Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’) is set to direct. (Source: Deadline)
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We're going to breed much more, I promise.
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There should've been a Home Alone 3 in the mid nineties about Kevin having to reluctantly work with the bandits as it's selling point
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DEMOCRATIC TEXAS BEFORE NEW SONIC MODEL
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In 30 years there will be Chinese professors teaching courses called "Cuckoldry Fantasies as a Reaction to American Decline"
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