@PiddyPyro

just a compilation of my observations while trapped in this godforsaken nation

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Joined January 2013
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if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too
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my trims so good i make old white women wanna not be racist n shit
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if i was God for a day i would change human biology so women cant get pregnant unless they orgasm too
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i like my women like i like my kit kats...
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What have I done
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 16
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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dunno if this is related or not but back when Rick and Morty only had 2 seasons on Netflix i used to throw it on during dates... i put SOOOOO many people onto that show the Little Bits restaurant advert is a fan favourite ive noticed
fisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Every time I see a football account from India and Nigeria, I block them. I might start blocking you guys that RT that shit onto the TL too.
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made a new facebook account just so i can use FB Marketplace
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at a certain point if you're not running a business or promoting art or whatever you have to ask yourself why you have 4 different twitter accounts
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This is so inhumane. I am so sorry the world is letting you all down!
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its gonna be Callum Turner, put money on it
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 22
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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...which GTA mate?
Urban GTA 6
@Urban_GTA_6Oct 22
This is 100% going to happen to at least one person. 😭 Tt: tyscott86444
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happy start of the NBA season for those who celebrate... i havent watched a single game of football all season watching Arsenal win the Prem earlier this year has killed all my joy for that sport
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Peter Parkers coworkers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle 📷
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i dont mean to be dismissive of the question and get all serious to whats an obvious joke tweet, but if someone wasnt able to tell you their name for whatever reason wouldnt you just assume their gender via their sex organs?
emi@emicylissOct 18
if john doe is the name of an unnamed boy and jane doe is the name of an unnamed girl whats the name of an unnamed nonbinary person
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i absolutely hate in movies & tv shows where the protagonist kills a bunch of henchmen then when they get to the leader of the henchmen they refuse to kill them too lol
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GTA 6 Gna feel like lockdown all over again Gna chat to people I ain't spoken to in years
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cant even call it that bullshit name, fifa forever
SE13 to the 6ix.@fardashqOct 18
FC27 don’t understand how I can’t wait to play GTA FUCCCCXXXXXXXK FC AS A FRANCHISE. So shocking.
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so... no matter how many times i go into Settings and change to Tactical Defending its just not gonna save those settings ever huh? @EASPORTSFC
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wish i could go back to 2019 just before Covid started, just to play Apex Legends on release all over again
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mannn, they can NEVERRRR make likes public again
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