No. 1 Ghost(ed) Writer or The Most Blacklisted Indie You've Never Heard Of Because I asked to be paid for my work.
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For anyone new here -
I laugh and poke fun at ANYONE/THING I think is funny or dumb or whatnot...
Idgaf what colors you're flying, and commentary on ONE PERSON is not commentary on whatever group they're supposedly a part of.
I really need people to understand this, because holy shit, get a grip.
LOVES saying "X tasted like ash in their mouth"
(I'm guilty of em dashes)
How to spot AI writing.
1. em dashes—ai loves em.
2. Weird metaphors all the time. Can't think of one at the moment. Especially if it's stacking metaphors it gets obvious.
3. Describing things in threes, a lot. Like the air was humid, hot, oppressive.
4. "X because Y" saying things a lot like "You sit on the couch BECAUSE the chair was too stylish.
5. Other sayings: "That's the shape of it" "The promise sat in the room with you." And other things that people don't write or talk like normally.
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Breaking the Multiverse: The AI Mathpocalypse @FGiggidy @PipersAdventure @TStarkCEO
(YouTube 🔗 below)
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Patrick Stewart's self-eulogy is perfect. #patrickstewart
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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Matt Walsh would hate The Misadventures of Blackjack, but I think that you'd get a kick out of it!
Heck, to anger him further, here's the cover for The Misadventures of Blackjack that my ko-fi subscribers got to see first by supporting me for only 10¢ a day!
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We have now lost the Captain of the Enterprise D. Rest in peace Captain. 🫡
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
I wasn't ready...
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Your thinking of kraft stovetop stuffing. Stouffers never made it, but it was featured in an episode on TV because kraft didn't want to pay for their name on it and stouffers did instead.
Ok like half the people in the replies are from the same timeline as me, it seems...
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So I'm not crazy!
Some of them brought proof!
Why can't I cross over into a dimension where my life is, like, awesome?
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