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St Paul
Joined March 2013
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Lower the cost of living and get Gen Z more beer, I know they got greatness inside them
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Jesse Watters accidentally explained the entire right-wing outrage industry in 20 seconds.
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lol that’s because normie democrats are already “progressive”, that’s our natural state. Online leftists have skewed and distorted politics so much that yall don’t what a true centrist is. Independent voters are centrists, “both sides” voters are centrists, not people who have voted democratic their entire lives.
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This is one of the most obviously shameful acts Trump has done. On the heels of very publicly buying diesel from Russia it's hard to not read between the lines
The media should cover this for what it is: betrayal of the most vulnerable democracy on earth
"Ukrainian troops have been caught off guard by restrictions on Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite internet systems that disrupted frontline operations, while Kyiv received no warning from its partners of a Russian missile attack on its energy facilities for the second day running." giftarticle.ft.com/giftartic…
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When I was ten, I proposed “physically pick up every building in Jerusalem with forklifts, send them to Mecca / Tel Aviv / Rome respectively, and nuke the crater” and I increasingly think I was on to something.
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Bacon egg and cheese: structurally unsound. Insufficient bacon coverage. Riding on Le Epic Bacon branding. Does not deserve to be the default.
Sausage egg and cheese: perfect meat-to-egg ratio. 100% coverage. Criminally underrated. Civilizational importance.
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I think the most amusing framing of the Packers/Vikings game was at one point the Packers were up 25-17, but after that were outscored 22 to -3.
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Born too late to get lead poisoning, born too early to get our brains fried by algorithms as children, born just in time to accumulate microplastics in our balls that make us woke
