songs and other bad ideas from the bayou in my head
The Bayou
Joined November 2025
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Dark Folk for Bayou Stoics 🐊
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It’s nice that airlines still offer complimentary
Lessons in managing expectations and six pretzels in a tiny bag
Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
I’m workshopping some better names. Here’s what I have so far:
The Chick Khalifa
The Halalator
The Shawarmageddon
Current situation at IAH if you have a flight from terminal B:
Have to park in terminal A
Then take subway to C for security
Then take skyway back to B
wtf Houston
I saw an ant carrying a giant caterpillar today when I was walking my dog.
Do you think he gets back to the nest and the queen is like
absolutely not
put it back
Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
People have no concept of how big Texas is or even Houston itself
You can leave Houston and head West and drive for 12 hours and still be in Texas
You can be in Houston 2 hours away from someone who is also in Houston
Saw a guy casually driving a pristine DeLorean today
My god the vibes
Every guy he passed briefly remembered who he was supposed to become
Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
You ever get sick and start thinking about the good old days when you could just breathe and swallow whenever you wanted
Every now and then I intentionally misspell something in a work email
not enough to look stupid
enough to remind them I’m dangerous
is it just me or do you like to go to the grocery and wear sunglasses and airpods and pretend you are invisible so no one talks to you?
Nothing is more sad than making a cup of coffee and then forgetting to drink it.
RIP Trader Joe's Colombia Supremo, you will be remembered as I pour you down the sink
love when people say something dumb and then block me after I reply
biggest bitch move you can do on the internet in 2026
I may not have a flying car, but I can at least turn trick or treat mode on and scare small children
My investors all agree
There's enormous risk in me
I told them risk is how you grow
They said, "That's why we told you no."
Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
Nothing has done more for AI adoption than people yelling at strangers for using AI