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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHank9h

Drink and jack off by myself or whatever Ella Langley said

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankNov 4

Just turned on the news and saw they voted on everyone having to line up and fart on my balls and it passed with 87% approval I don’t make the rules

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Django Gold@djangoNov 4

turning in early, I gotta beat your daughter’s ass in high school volleyball tomorrow

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@woahhvickyyyNov 4

Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians

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jameswhite@JamesCageWhiteOct 29

I'm playing silent Hill f, this monster is so scary, i don't like it

Image from jameswhite (@JamesCageWhite)

Image from jameswhite (@JamesCageWhite)

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@FLDadRebornOct 26

Holy shit. The WNBA is playing a finals game in my driveway.

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 23

Fighting for my life on the toilet only to look between my legs and to my surprise seeing a full Ticonderoga #2 pencil floating in the bowl

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𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷

@ushie_benjaminOct 21

BACK WHEN FUTURE LEFT AN INSTAGRAM MODEL CONFUSED IN LA BEACUSE SHE WASN'T "THAT TYPE"

Image from 𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷 (@ushie_benjamin)

Image from 𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷 (@ushie_benjamin)

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 20

Tossing on my fancy neck brace for dinner tonight

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 16

Son: Dad, why is my sisters name Rose? Dad: Well that’s because your mother loves the flower. Son: That makes sense, thanks dad! Dad: No problem, Lott Dod.

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 16

Top signal

@PolymarketOct 16

JUST IN: Chinese bride surprises her groom with a $12,000 Nvidia RTX 5090 GPU at their wedding, bringing him to tears.

Image from Polymarket (@Polymarket)

Image from Polymarket (@Polymarket)

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The video and photos are from a 2025 Chinese wedding (not a recent "JUST IN" event). The ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 was reported as ~$3000 at the time per launch pricing and contemporary coverage, not $12000. tomshardware.com/pc-components/… videocardz.com/newz/asus-reve… en.gamegpu.com/news/zhelezo/v…

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Cleveland Guardians

@CleGuardiansOct 11

We didn’t hear no bell. #GuardsBall | #GuardiWWWins

Image from Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians)

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Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 9

I’m cracking up so bad rn

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 9

The White Sox finally stopped playing Seven Nation Army

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 7

Big Compass wants you to think you’re heading East

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankOct 4

Saquon Rashee and JaMarr injured in the first quarter of games for my FF team

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@JasonHarmonNFLSep 25

There’s a nonzero chance Brian Flores commandeers the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium and starts shooting real cannonballs at Baker Mayfield on Sunday.

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Sudden Infant Darude Sandstorm@tenthousundSep 24

🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️ℹ️🆖🔛🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️🅰️

@aaaronsonSep 23

PING PONG is the longest emoji name you can spell with letter emojis 🏓 = 🅿️ℹ️🆖🅿️🅾️🆖

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankSep 24

You’re telling me a jerk made this chicken? A real asshole huh? Let’s go beat his fucking ass

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Bob Vagene@PoopDollaHankSep 23

Coworkers ask me questions and I google the answer in front of them

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