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Watching history unfold, in utter disbelief. All views are my own and retweets are not endorsements. Pronouns: me/myself/I

UK
Joined November 2010
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They're trying to destroy the middle classes by stealing our wages with punitive taxes, stealing our savings with inflation, and ruining our small businesses with red tape. Their goal is a new feudal system with most people poor and reliant on handouts. telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/in…
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This week was the first time in a while that I woke up and oddly my first thought, for whatever reason, was that I'd not spoken to dad in a while....I thought "I'll give him a bell later". It took a split second. 7 year ago today was the last time I could have called him.
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This morning I discovered a massive black hole in my finances. Naturally, I gave my cleaner and gardener a 15% pay rise, ordered a brand-new Range Rover, ripped out my perfectly good boiler and replaced it with a heat pump. I also handed a fortune to the neighbours and, to balance the books, threw my mum out onto the street. Apparently, that’s how you fix a financial black hole. The Labour Budget, brought to you by the people who think someone else is always going to pick up the bill.
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Fuck democracy, eh?
Nie pozwolę, by prawica wyprowadziła nas z Unii Europejskiej. O to dziś toczy się gra.
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I suggest not watching this as you really will be left thinking what the fuck have we done to this once great country. How have we got here?
Vile scenes from the Commons Chamber as the monster that is Tony Vaughan (a labour MP of course) admits the utterly disgusting things he has done. ** Viewer Discretion Advised**
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I don’t have £2 million in assets, and I don’t earn £200k a year. I’m quite short on both counts. So the HMRC wealth audit doesn’t impact me. Yet. But it signals a clear intention. A lack of respect for the individual. What is yours is only yours until the government decides they want it to fund further welfare expansion. Property rights only exist in this country as long as your holdings are meagre enough to escape the fiscal Eye of Sauron. They will come for it all.
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What am incredibly efficient way to extract clean, renewable energy. We should really go big on this in the future.
Jackdaw created 27 jobs 🤣 Meanwhile Sumitomo subsea cable factory created 200 jobs. Moray West offshore wind farm created 1500 jobs. Vestas offshore wind factory created 500+ jobs.
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Replying to @CarolineLucas
Schrodingers gas field again: So big it "pours fuel on an overheating world" So small "It’s equivalent to just 2 months of UK gas demand" Do you not realise how ridiculous you are?
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Approving Jackdaw should just be the start. North Sea still holds the equivalent of 7.5 billion barrels of oil & gas. This government must lift the ban on North Sea licences. For too long Britain has neglected to secure our domestic resources
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Give us your money and open the borders. – at Midhurst, England
Let us be one again. 🇬🇧🇪🇺 A warm welcome to every UK citizen. No matter how you voted on Brexit, our door is always open. It's time to heal the rift, look forward, and face tomorrow’s challenges together ❤️ Let us be one again 🇪🇺🇬🇧
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'Trial'? Likely irreversible – at Midhurst, England
🚨226 children, some as young as 11 years old, are about to be given £500 worth of shopping vouchers by the UK Government in order to undertake a puberty blockers trial, placing them on a pathway to infertility. This is the medical scandal of our time. jamesesses.co.uk/p/state-san…
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How far back do you want the clocks to go back next week?
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Fuck my old boots, what do they look like?
🚨 WATCH: Ed Miliband and John Healey try Thai snacks while riding a Tuk Tuk around Bangkok
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Had a dog square up to today and.get quite aggressive while o was out running....apparently it's Ok as "it's only a puppy and get excited when it sees runners". It's always "only a puppy".
He got bitten by a dog mid run. Watch the owner's reaction though. And I get it it's a small dog, it was probably nothing, but come on.
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Living in the UK who is our biggest threat?
97%British Government
3%Russian Government
33 votes • Final results
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"all your opinions are wrong so I'm turning off the replies" At no point would an MP think "perhaps I'm in the wrong?"
Fantastic replies… What a cesspit this site has become.
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Could the tiger not have been tranquilised?
🚨 BREAKING: A man has died after being attacked by a tiger at Yorkshire Wildfire Park
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The replies. Blimey. Yet deaf Ed doesn't care.
In the face of unimaginable hardship, Ukrainians continue to show remarkable strength. We stand with Ukraine.
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Truth.
If you take one lesson from the Holborn and St Pancras by-election, let it be this: Once we become a minority, there is no voting our way out of this.
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Good. Lord.
Anyone fancy this..?? Just 2,800 miles from new. V12, 6-speed manual. bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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