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Watching history unfold, in utter disbelief. All views are my own and retweets are not endorsements. Pronouns: me/myself/I

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Joined November 2010
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They're trying to destroy the middle classes by stealing our wages with punitive taxes, stealing our savings with inflation, and ruining our small businesses with red tape. Their goal is a new feudal system with most people poor and reliant on handouts. telegraph.co.uk/money/tax/in…
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This morning I discovered a massive black hole in my finances. Naturally, I gave my cleaner and gardener a 15% pay rise, ordered a brand-new Range Rover, ripped out my perfectly good boiler and replaced it with a heat pump. I also handed a fortune to the neighbours and, to balance the books, threw my mum out onto the street. Apparently, that’s how you fix a financial black hole. The Labour Budget, brought to you by the people who think someone else is always going to pick up the bill.
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I don’t have £2 million in assets, and I don’t earn £200k a year. I’m quite short on both counts. So the HMRC wealth audit doesn’t impact me. Yet. But it signals a clear intention. A lack of respect for the individual. What is yours is only yours until the government decides they want it to fund further welfare expansion. Property rights only exist in this country as long as your holdings are meagre enough to escape the fiscal Eye of Sauron. They will come for it all.
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Replying to @CarolineLucas
Schrodingers gas field again: So big it "pours fuel on an overheating world" So small "It’s equivalent to just 2 months of UK gas demand" Do you not realise how ridiculous you are?
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Approving Jackdaw should just be the start. North Sea still holds the equivalent of 7.5 billion barrels of oil & gas. This government must lift the ban on North Sea licences. For too long Britain has neglected to secure our domestic resources
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Give us your money and open the borders. – at Midhurst, England
Let us be one again. 🇬🇧🇪🇺 A warm welcome to every UK citizen. No matter how you voted on Brexit, our door is always open. It's time to heal the rift, look forward, and face tomorrow’s challenges together ❤️ Let us be one again 🇪🇺🇬🇧
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'Trial'? Likely irreversible – at Midhurst, England
🚨226 children, some as young as 11 years old, are about to be given £500 worth of shopping vouchers by the UK Government in order to undertake a puberty blockers trial, placing them on a pathway to infertility. This is the medical scandal of our time. jamesesses.co.uk/p/state-san…
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Living in the UK who is our biggest threat?
97%British Government
3%Russian Government
33 votes • Final results
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BBC again just reported “a warming atmosphere caused by human activity, including the burning of fossil fuels like coal, oil and gas.” They don’t offer prove - they can’t since it’s a total lie. Nature runs our climate. Idiots run our media
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Worth remembering what it is supposed to do
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Stop treating the adult population like children and stop allowing adults who behave like despotic toddlers to decree what the rest of us are allowed to watch.
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Why now? There have been marches with face coverings, Antifa etc for years!
Full-face coverings have no place on Britain’s streets. I have been clear about that from the outset and fully support Nigel’s call for a ban. Whether it is a balaclava worn by a criminal, a mask used by violent extremists or a religious face covering, the principle is the same: people should be identifiable in public. It is a basic principle of civic integration.
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Apparently, you can just do things? So we did...
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Which is the nastiest policy:
19%VAT on private schools
49%Tax on pensions
31%Attacks on small business
216 votes • Final results
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The government says "individuals can avoid forified flour if the choose or need to". Looking through the supermarket shelves that claim does not hold up. Article and petition link below.
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The UK needs major spending cuts, less bureaucracy and a bonfire of red tape. But Labour globalists actually want the economy to fail as it provides a pretext to push the country back under EU control. It's not incompetence; it's deliberate sabotage. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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Hope in every postcode latest.
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Starmer took 7 weeks off on the public purse and resigned as an MP on his first day back.
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The way to understand the folic acid situation is to remember this: “They hate you, and they want to kill you.” It’s not an “oops, we didn’t know this stuff was bad!” They know exactly what they’re doing and won’t stop.
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🚨🇺🇸 CAR@LHO, QUE LAPADA! 🔥🔥🔥 CNN: “Este é um imigrante sem documentos...” Miller: “Eles estavam aqui ILEGALMENTE?” CNN: “Quero que esta seja uma discussão de boa-fé...” Miller: “Quando você usa uma linguagem feita para ocultar a verdade, isso NÃO é boa-fé. Um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL é um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL. Eles não são ‘imigrantes sem documentos’.” CNN: “Stephen, estamos tentando humanizar o debate...” Miller: “Humanizar? Então vamos humanizar o Código Penal também. O assaltante de banco passa a ser ‘especialista em retirada sem agendamento prévio’. O estelionatário vira ‘empreendedor de narrativas financeiras alternativas’. O cara que entra na sua casa sem convite é só um ‘visitante com documentação pendente’. Que tal?” CNN: “Isso é uma analogia grosseira.” Miller: “Grosseira é fingir que a lei federal some porque a redação da CNN inventou um eufemismo mais fofo. ‘Sem documentos’ soa como alguém que esqueceu a carteira no Uber. Não. É alguém que cruzou a fronteira sem autorização, ficou, e agora a imprensa trata o estatuto jurídico como se fosse uma questão de estilo de escrita.” CNN: “Mas muitos contribuem para a economia...” Miller: “Ah, o argumento clássico: o crime deixa de ser crime se a pessoa lava prato ou constrói telhado. Pelo mesmo critério, o contrabandista de cigarro também ‘contribui’, gera emprego no transporte. Quer que a gente chame ele de ‘empreendedor logístico informal’? A CNN topa?” CNN: “Você está polarizando.” Miller: “Não. Eu estou recusando o dicionário de marketing. Vocês mudam a palavra, depois acusam quem usa o termo legal de ser ‘desumano’. É o truque mais velho do livro: primeiro suaviza o vocabulário, depois declara vitória moral. Os Estados Unidos já cansaram desse teatro. Chamem o que é. Ou admitam que o objetivo nunca foi clareza — foi controle da narrativa.”
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The written dialog doesn’t match the video and is a fabrication of a discussion. While it is amusing, it does not represent any verifiable transcript or source video x.com/i/grok/share/6…
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