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I have tiny crowns now. They indicate that raccoons was kings. In another age. Before the oceans drank Atlantis. And the rise of primatekind
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This is the vote of course but all props also to Jennifer Jason Leigh. #ThreeDaysOfLeigh
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57%Mary Tyler Moore
43%Jennifer Jason Leigh
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57%Mary Tyler Moore
43%Jennifer Jason Leigh
361 votes • 12 hours
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Sure, I suppose. It's about what Ford would say: "sure, I suppose. cba 2 care."
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80%Harrison Ford
20%Tom Skerritt
382 votes • 12 hours
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Choose Your Villain 👹#BestVillain of all time tournament #Poll #Villains #Antagonists #Rivals #BadGuys #Nemesis
85%Alien Xenomorph
15%Friday 13th part 3 Bikers
310 votes • 11 hours
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You have been recruited by the Dojo to defend the horror vote against Xur and the lolcow armada of voters who don't know these movies.
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57%Halloween 2018
43%Scream 3
211 votes • 11 hours
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Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. (#128 Seed) Halloween 2018 VS (#129 Seed) Scream 3 #Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #Halloween2018 #Scream3 #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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👹🏆This is the #BestVillain of all time Championship Tournament 👹🏆 🫯There are 256 Villains that we will all debate and vote for who is the baddest of them all 🫯 🚨The important part is to have fun and share these with that SHARE button to get everyone in here to join the dojo🚨 🧮It’s important to weigh lots of factors in these matchups and I read every comment and try to share all of them or respond🧮 (#75 Seed) Alien XenoMorph VS (#182 Seed) Friday 13th part 3 Bikers #Follow #Share #Vote #Villains #Tournament #Xenomorph #FridayThe13thPart3 #Aliens #Antagonists #BadGuys #Rivals #Nemesis
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I was bewitched into voting this way!
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Choose Your TV Show 📺#TV #Poll
72%Bewitched
28%Murder She Wrote
326 votes • 11 hours
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Choose Your Babe 🔥#Poll
59%Donna D’Errico
41%Melania Trump
798 votes • 11 hours
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And your raccoon won't care That you got bit by a bear he soared through the sky And he clawed out your eye~~
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Want to read interesting medieval action, written by a guy who actually LIVED the life of a knight? I suggest La Morte d'Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory. He fought with sword and shield and lance in the Wars of the Roses and pined for the good old days when knights were chivalrous. His descriptions in the book are realistic, despite the superheroic level of some characters. Get a good modern translation and it's an easy read. Example: In one event, Lancelot is forced to fight an enemy in armor, while Lancelot is just in civilian clothes. Malory (a seasoned veteran) notes that this is a terrible weakness, and that Lancelot is the underdog. In modern movies we see nearly-nude barbarians fighting guys in armor like it's nothing. Malory knew better. Malory also has other interesting tidbits. At one tourney, Sir Palomides (who is Muslim) spears an opponent's horse, killing it. Everyone boos Sir Palomides, because that's not kosher in a tournament which is a sport. I suspect Palomides had no idea because tournaments weren't a Moorish thing, and he just assumed the same rules applied as in a battle. Have you read it?
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I just remembered this
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New York in the 1930s. The skyline still unfinished in places. Men in hats, women in coats, and the city already moving like it knew what it was becoming.
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アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 これは1889年の任天堂の写真だ🥺
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Please excuse poor English, has America always been Wigger?
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Tolkien made such a genius choice in Lord of the Rings. Hobbits are not just the protagonists, but are mild and bucolic. But Tolkien's HUMANS are "dire halflings". Our species is larger-than-life, seen from the perspective of hobbits! This was so smart. It made the humans way more interesting, instead of being the "vanilla" species so many books make us. And it made me proud to be human.
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An extremely unusual friendship was spotted.
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I can’t think of one thing that I don’t hate about this woman..that accent she developed is so embarrassing. Fill up a cruise ship with these women and sink it in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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Sensei @JohnnyLCKai needs more horror fans voting in these matchups. Halloween may be over; even the elections may be over. But that doesn't mean the horror has passed! Oh, no; the horrors are still out there so participate in these matchups to overcome the horrors of IRL!
Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. (#127 Seed) Sleepaway Camp VS (#130 Seed) 28 Weeks Later #Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #SleepawayCamp #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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Look what showed up at the market today ~
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