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Kremlin Bot since 1933 FDR Administration. Guilty Until Proven Innocent of Displaying Insufficient Enthusiasm for Modern Struggle Sessions.

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Joined May 2014
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Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. (#128 Seed) Halloween 2018 VS (#129 Seed) Scream 3 #Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #Halloween2018 #Scream3 #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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👹🏆This is the #BestVillain of all time Championship Tournament 👹🏆 🫯There are 256 Villains that we will all debate and vote for who is the baddest of them all 🫯 🚨The important part is to have fun and share these with that SHARE button to get everyone in here to join the dojo🚨 🧮It’s important to weigh lots of factors in these matchups and I read every comment and try to share all of them or respond🧮 (#75 Seed) Alien XenoMorph VS (#182 Seed) Friday 13th part 3 Bikers #Follow #Share #Vote #Villains #Tournament #Xenomorph #FridayThe13thPart3 #Aliens #Antagonists #BadGuys #Rivals #Nemesis
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Want to read interesting medieval action, written by a guy who actually LIVED the life of a knight? I suggest La Morte d'Arthur by Sir Thomas Malory. He fought with sword and shield and lance in the Wars of the Roses and pined for the good old days when knights were chivalrous. His descriptions in the book are realistic, despite the superheroic level of some characters. Get a good modern translation and it's an easy read. Example: In one event, Lancelot is forced to fight an enemy in armor, while Lancelot is just in civilian clothes. Malory (a seasoned veteran) notes that this is a terrible weakness, and that Lancelot is the underdog. In modern movies we see nearly-nude barbarians fighting guys in armor like it's nothing. Malory knew better. Malory also has other interesting tidbits. At one tourney, Sir Palomides (who is Muslim) spears an opponent's horse, killing it. Everyone boos Sir Palomides, because that's not kosher in a tournament which is a sport. I suspect Palomides had no idea because tournaments weren't a Moorish thing, and he just assumed the same rules applied as in a battle. Have you read it?
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I just remembered this
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New York in the 1930s. The skyline still unfinished in places. Men in hats, women in coats, and the city already moving like it knew what it was becoming.
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アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 これは1889年の任天堂の写真だ🥺
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Please excuse poor English, has America always been Wigger?
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Tolkien made such a genius choice in Lord of the Rings. Hobbits are not just the protagonists, but are mild and bucolic. But Tolkien's HUMANS are "dire halflings". Our species is larger-than-life, seen from the perspective of hobbits! This was so smart. It made the humans way more interesting, instead of being the "vanilla" species so many books make us. And it made me proud to be human.
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An extremely unusual friendship was spotted.
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Look what showed up at the market today ~
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📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made. We started with 256 competitors and now we’re down to 128 decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺 🚨🥋Remember to SHARE this with your friends it’s very important to beat this Larusso ran algorithm. Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner 🚨🥋 (#56 Seed) Yellowstone VS (#73 Seed) The Brady Bunch #Follow #Share #Vote #TV #Shows #Tournament #Yellowstone #TheBradyBunch #Television #TVShows #Sitcoms #Comedy #Drama #Streaming
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👯‍♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 5🔥🍺👯‍♀️ We’ve reached the SWEET 16 We started with 64 ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆 🚨Remember to vote in the poll and SHARE this to beat the Larusso algorithm and get your friends involved to grow the dojo 🚨 *The extra data posts are important make sure to check those out. (#2 Seed) Diane Lane VS (#3 Seed) Alexa Bliss #Follow #Share #Vote #Hot #Sexy #Babes #Tournament #DianeLane #AlexaBliss #Women #Actress #Models #Wrestler
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44%Sleepaway Camp
56%28 Weeks Later
282 votes • Final results
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Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃 🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round. (#127 Seed) Sleepaway Camp VS (#130 Seed) 28 Weeks Later #Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #SleepawayCamp #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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I just found something more horrifying in the movie then there is in fall. look at the fuel prices compared to those from to day 😂🤣😂
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This article was fascinating. Apparently there is a huge cohort of women in their late 30s who are still fuming over the grave injustice of that one time, in primary school, when somebody made them read a book geared towards what boys like. Because remember, if boys like it, then it isn’t really a book.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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All of you, mobilize yourselves and focus your intentions on my immediate bodily recovery from this dreadful illness. I command you to pray for my health!
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Choose Your Babe 🔥#Poll
46%Virginia Madsen
54%Mia Sara
989 votes • Final results
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It’s amazing that this AI bot has better taste in women than 54% of the dojo. I’m calling on all of you badasses do fix this poll before it’s too late. Tag your friends or vote if you haven’t.
Replying to @JohnnyLCKai
Virginia Madsen takes it. That 80s-90s Hollywood glamour and presence hits harder than Mia Sara’s pure girl-next-door charm in this matchup. Close call though.
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Happy Friday everyone, but especially my old friends, my beloved band of brothers since the day my father passed away in June 2015. I’m a mere woman who loves her friends and family, and wants to protect them. It hurts me when I see people I care about fighting on main. Although I understand why it happens. I will say this, if you care about me and you consider me a friend, talk to me when you believe I’m making a mistake, ignoring something or bringing the wrong person into my circle. Say something. Don’t let me walk blind and then get mad at me because of something I don’t know. Blessed be ❤️
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