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🛸🕋✝️ 🔺 some say the Little Po does exist alongside Big Foot and that 🍝 wop Joe Rogan

Texas
Joined August 2024
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Whenever I take a bunch of multivitamins, I always expect to have nuclear colored piss. That is like “baby blue” but for multivitamin piss.
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Agreed
Call me crazy but I genuinely believe that we’re here on this extraordinary planet to be shepherds, not conquerors. We should be guardians of its forests, rivers, oceans and all the creatures that call it home. Our role is not to dominate the living world, strip it of everything it has to offer and leave destruction in our wake. To make sure that those who come after us inherit a world still rich with life and wonder. We were never meant to own this planet.
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Until you realize they’re fundamentally non-linear processors. Then you realize you’re just whipping yourself into a frenzy. #BabesGoInCages
It feels SO good to hit your wife with a totally nuclear emotional argument like this. Stops em fucking cold.
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All they work out in the gym anyways are legs and back.
It's pretty crazy how women will have back pain and be like "hmmmm looks like I have to cut my tits off now" instead of trying to do like 5 sets of back exercises every week first
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What else could he mean besides DRAM?
Replying to @elonmusk @zephyr_z9
It's interesting that Elon keeps referring to RAM, not DRAM. Probably nothing
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Pooters
Come on now, thats horribly pedantic When speaking memory folks often leave the "D" off DRAM
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The amount of Anakin posts that have been pumped into my feed. .
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This is what they stole from us
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Natural selection isn’t really an active evolutionary mechanism anymore. Human interferences have largely put that framework to rest. Still extremely useful in theory and for all intents and purposes applicable. $.02
Hypergammy is dysgenic in todays world and not eugenic and "muhh based natural selection" Women dont marry at peak fertility, they sleep around with guys that are more attractive and then have ti settle for a less attractive genetically weaker guy at 30
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They spend the first 9 months of their life inside their mother and for many months afterwards they’re still slowly detaching while they grow. Kids are great.
Stolen from IG, but I want you to notice something about this child. Basically all the movements and positions are still in contact with dad. I’ve said before that I don’t believe children are bed hogs, they just unconsciously take comfort in the close contact with their parent.
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I’ve never seen Star Trek
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"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence; true friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." — George Washington
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I am not a fan of democracy, I am a fan of the @RoyalFamily
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President Trump: We’re fighting wąrs. We can’t take care of daycare. It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things.
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This seems very human to me.
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It's amazing how much damage you can do to the human body. But it will heal itself if you let it. So many people do damage to it. Drug abuse. Or obesity. Or just over using it. And then in a span of a year or so of complete health. It regenerates for you.
Steve-O reveals the wild story of how his 17 year cigarette addiction and nitrous oxide abuse completely wrecked his body. "I smoked for fucking 17 years. Started smoking when I was 16 and stopped when I was 33" "What fucked up my cardio was all that nitrous oxide, dude. I went through those whip it cartridges... per case there's 600 cartridges, and it was not unusual for me to go through 600 in like 24 hours" "I took every measure to try to limit... the fucking air that went into my lungs, to try to make it like all nitrous oxide" "I would be like awake on cocaine for three days and inhaling nothing but nitrous oxide"
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Big Po retweeted
life becomes so fun when you start treating random strangers like homies youve known since you were 7. everyone is so shy, nerd necking staring at there shoes. when you rip people out of their zombied state of shyness you can literally see their brain get watered for the first time in 10 years.
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New and pathetic
This is new, btw. The men being catty thing
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Is this true? @grok
Replying to @JonathanTurley
Her sworn interview with the Fifth Circuit committee is today. She's issued almost no orders since Aug. 10 and ignored the psychiatric exam order. She's still a federal judge, still drawing a salary, and only Congress can remove her.
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