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'You ain't never had a friend like me.' -Genie.

Sacramento, CA
Joined April 2012
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Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Today’s first time voter was:  - Born in 2008  - 8 years old when Trump was first elected  - In middle school when Covid hit
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Roy Cooper to North Carolina Republicans every election season
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Always funny to me what people who don’t know any Democrats think about Democrats. Your average Democrat is like a “reform capitalism” normie who thinks life should be easier for the middle class and the poor, and wants everyone to have access to healthcare. Communists meanwhile literally hate Democrats and they will tell you that if you ask one.
I am not here to tell you that Republicans have done a wonderful job. I am here to tell you that the Democrat Party has been fully captured by communists who want you dead and seek to destroy western civilization itself. Go vote against them. It’s the only choice.
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😂😂😂
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon needs to stop being a FAKE NFL OWNER (on the sideline, engaged, taking notes on her team) and start being a REAL NFL OWNER (soliciting prostitutes in rural Ohio)
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN? During last night's sunday night football game, NBC showed video of Colts owner Carlie Isray-Gordon and talked about how she sometimes likes to stand on the sidelines with the team during the game. One of the announcers said she needs to be careful that she's not labeled a meddling owner. So are they offended the owners on the sidelines.... or that a woman owner is on the sidelines? Your Thoughts
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PositiveSean retweeted
I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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Romeo and Juliet wasn't written in "Olde English," so I'm curious about what the fuck this even means
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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YESSIRRRRRRRRRR
Toho’s secret upcoming kaiju project includes a theatrical film, a television series, and a streaming release. (source: tokyo.mport.info/ex/n20/invi…)
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Kyle: trying to recover from almost dying in a car wreck John: trying to keep a roster healthy Jed in an Ohio trailer park:
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After five-and-a-half weeks in Nice, France, Maddy Renne dropped three dress sizes. “My clothes were just falling off,” she said. Some Americans are convinced European food is better for their health and waistlines. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4cyYPm9
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PositiveSean retweeted
Mostly just find it sweet to think about the one kid who is trying extremely hard to convince anyone to play rush w them and then they find 3 friends
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Doomsday looks amazing
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“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please
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got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island
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Right now, more than 5,000 sailors and Marines are stuck aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln in the ninth month of a deployment that was supposed to last seven, supporting military operations against Iran that Congress never authorized. Their families are begging someone to listen. Moldy showers, broken toilets, no hot water for weeks, meals that came down to half a cup of rice and two tortillas. A ship’s store out of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste. Sailors so worn down that, according to one family member, the ship’s own doctor warned they need to reach port soon or people are going to start losing their minds. Back in April, when families first raised the alarm, Pete Hegseth dismissed the reports as fake news. These are the people we ask to serve in one of the most dangerous workplaces on Earth, the flight deck of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier. They, and their families, deserve answers. ms.now/news/conditions-safet…
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Blah blah blah. There were also hectoring dorks in London in 1600 who went to the Globe Theatre to see Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and came out saying: “Ackshully, that is not an accurate portrayal of the politics at the end of the Roman Republic.”
Embarrassing scene. A woman 3,000 years ago screaming that she should be king because of her “years of experience.” Not to mention the fact that this motivation is never hinted at before this moment or mentioned again afterwards. Terrible writing all around. Humiliating for anyone pretending this film was some kind of artistic triumph.
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