Anyone can call themselves a doctor on this app.
Probably looking for my phone
Joined February 2009
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My husband has recently discovered that he's a coffee snob.
Husband: I think I'd like a grinder.
12yo: Download it from the app store
Me:
Husband:
12yo:
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not for iron, which is ironic. Thank you.
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🎶Whoaaa here he comes
Watch out girl he’ll fact you up
Whooaaaa here he comes
He’s a maaaannsplainer🎶
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me.
You’ll be late.
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Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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feeling bad today. let me unwind by spending a couple hours on my Feeling Worse machine
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Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.
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I’m really confuse how do they know an animal is extinct like?? U looked everywhere?
