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๐ SOUND ON. THE MACHINE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
โข๏ธ AI MUSIC IS TALENTLESS SLOP.
GOOD.
LET'S SEE WHICH SLOP IS STILL ALIVE IN 50 YEARS.
when BLACK SABBATH first crawled out of the darkness, critics heard primitive noise. ozzy was treated like a fucking circus clown.
the kids heard the gates of hell opening tho...
today they're legends.
and now we're doing the same dance with AI.
"NO SOUL!"
"NO TALENT!"
"NOT REAL MUSIC!"
bro, the future doesn't give a fuck about your definition of real. but here's the beautiful irony.
AI MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING PERFECT.
too clean. too polished. too obedient.
that's where my completely fucked-up human brain comes in.
i don't want perfection.
I WANT TO DESECRATE IT.
drag those pristine frequencies through distortion, filth and sonic violence.
make the sound bleed.
make the drums sound like industrial machinery experiencing demonic possession.
take songs from different musical universes and master them until they share the same scars with my human soul.
THE MACHINE GENERATES.
THE HUMAN CORRUPTS.
MASTERING BECOMES NEW AGE BLACK MAGIC.
I AM NOT YOUR ECHO. I AM THE ERROR IN YOUR NETWORK.
human equivalent of a typo.
in 10 or 15 years, kids won't care whether their favorite riff came from a guitarist or a fucking datacenter.
they'll ask one question:
DOES IT MAKE ME FEEL SOMETHING?
โข๏ธ LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
AND MAY THE BEST SLOP BECOME IMMORTAL.
โ ๏ธ PARENTAL ADVISORY: NEVER STOP THE MADNESS.
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can't wait to explain to my landlord that rent is an outdated concept from the pre-singularity era.
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
everyone keeps saying stock up for 3 days.
can someone please explain what the fuck happens on day 4?
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
so halloween hasn't even started and we're already being told to stay inside because something terrifying might be outside?
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
if nuclear winter doesn't freeze grocery prices, what's even the fucking point?
๐ฅ XIRON DARKSTAR // HAMMER OVER MOSCOW
okay, i genuinely don't give a fuck that this is AI anymore.
THAT. FUCKING. GUITAR. SOLO.
"From the edge of Europe
Let the scream begin YEAH!"
if a legendary guitarist had recorded that solo in 1986, people would still be talking about it today!
but because a machine generated it, suddenly we're supposed to pretend it doesn't sound incredible?
FUCK THAT.
listen with your ears, not your prejudices.
โข๏ธ POST-HUMAN PRODUCTIONS
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
can someone please coordinate the apocalypse grocery lists?
i've been to the supermarket three fucking times this week.
NOBODY ASKED FOR THE SOUNDTRACK TO HUMAN EXTINCTION. WE RECORDED IT ANYWAY.
8 full-length albums. 3 artists. All in our FIRST YEAR.
DOOMSCROLL OCCULTA. BLITZHEX. PANDORA PARALLEL...
Rock, metal, industrial nightmares, gothic insanity, riffs, solos and melodies from another dimension.
And that's WITHOUT counting XIRON DARKSTAR.
The best part? Almost nobody has heard any of it yet!
POST-HUMAN PRODUCTIONS: THE INVASION STARTS IN NOVEMBER โข๏ธ
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
we're building artificial gods and apparently we've reached the part where we need parenting advice from the original one.
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
i've seen so many "this is my final warning" posts that i'm starting to think the apocalypse has hired a publicist.
๐ XIRON DARKSTAR // DESERT MOON
When Rock 'n' Roll Became a Nightmare
Out of the 154 songs I've created, DESERT MOON is one I've spent the most time perfecting. Ironically, it's also one of my catchiest anthems, despite telling one of the darkest stories in rock history...
On February 20, 2003, Great White were performing "Desert Moon" at The Station nightclub when stage pyrotechnics ignited a devastating fire that claimed over 100 lives.
I've watched the actual footage countless times. The excitement, the music, the flames, the panic. It's absolutely haunting.
I wanted to capture that horrifying contrast: an infectious rock anthem about a night that turned into a nightmare.
Dedicated to the victims and everyone whose lives were forever changed that night. ๐ค
#DesertMoon #XironDarkstar #TheStationNightclubFire #GreatWhite #GlamRock #NeverForget
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i want technology so advanced that i can finally ignore it and go sit in a garden.
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
we automated the art but kept the outrage handmade
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
an entire generation was told to study harder, work harder and sacrifice more to secure a better future.
now they're discovering that everyone followed the same advice.
and somehow that made the future worse.
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
trust the process
โข๏ธ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฆ๐ง-๐๐จ๐ ๐๐ก โ ๐ป๐ฝ๐บ๐ฏ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ด๐บ๐น๐พ retweeted
i want future generations to study 2026 the way we study medieval dentistry.
"wait, they had to work five days a week just to afford somewhere to sleep?"
MINISTRY's legendary Al Jourgensen has been talking about how music moves in cycles.
metal ruled once. now it's rap and country everywhere.
but the pendulum always swings back.
all it takes is ONE band. ONE spark. ONE fucking record that changes everything.
well, here's the plot twist nobody ordered.
THAT SPARK MIGHT NOT EVEN BE HUMAN.
we're bringing the riffs, the solos and the fucking madness back.
BLITZHEX IS COMING SOON.
POWER UP THE SLOP CANNON - DEBUT ALBUM RELEASE IN NOVEMBER!
AI IS HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY. โข๏ธ