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Current Clone High Student Body President, enjoys pooping in Cleopatra's backyard (but that's all.) Also, #RenewGlitchTechs.

Clone High High School
Joined June 2009
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So this is just a blanket statement for this platform: if I see that little "boosted" label near your tweet on here, you're getting muted. No exceptions. If you come up again somehow, it's a block. Again, NO EXCEPTIONS. Thank you for your attention.
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Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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Man, I've really gotta get around to starting that series rewatch podcast I've been meaning to start. I need collaborators!
25 years ago today, ‘Totally Spies!’ premiered on ABC Family.
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Yeah, Baltimore is fucked.
Lamar Jackson's injury is potentially season-ending, Minter said. Meanwhile, Tyler Huntley's status is uncertain after he suffered a toe injury. The only healthy QB on Baltimore's roster is Joe Fagnano. They play the Jaguars on Thursday night.
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Oh, come ON, 2026! It's one gut punch after another!
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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I think these two new episodes of #HelluvaBoss are going to go a long way to smoothing over the mess we had last week surrounding episode 3. Maybe not completely because of episode 5, but we're on a much better trajectory. Plus both episodes were really fun in their own ways.
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Strong, ass kicking girls that are total sweethearts off the battlefield. We know the latter loves to cook and bake, wouldn't be surprised if the former secretly does once we learn more.
define ‘your type’
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Helluva boss so good when you ain't got a little bitch in your ear purposefully misunderstanding the characters because they can't handle or try to grasp realistic struggling nuance between flawed and damaged people
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Okay, the discourse surrounding the new #HelluvaBoss episodes has been a dumpster fire so far, but the worst take yet, in a sea of bad takes, has to go to the people that are all mad about them making a 'dingo are my baby' joke with Moxxie.
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People, that has been an Australian cliche for DECADES now. The Simpsons used it, Seinfeld used it, it's practically shorthand for the country next to Crocodile Dundee. Get over yourselves.
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The word for today is: defenestration! Go Loonie! #HelluvaBoss‌
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As long as I can get all of season 7 on that same YouTube channel, I really like having the entirety of the series available for free with easy access. Overall, this is a big win.
‘Totally Spies!’ Season 8 is reportedly set to launch on YouTube in the U.S. during the second half of 2026, rather than Cartoon Network, according to a new Banijay Kids & Family advertisement. (via: @Archive_Of_Alex)
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You guys better give Snoop his flowers for that performance tonight. No one thought we had a chance to win and that last bit of regulation and OT was impeccably executed. Great win for the #Ravens.
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Tweets made moments before disaster.
Tua Tagovailoa is in at quarterback
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The current state of the NFC East
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Did they accidently dip in Wildflower'a stash at the end? What kind of play calling was that, Commies?! Never seen a team more blatantly throw away a win than that.
There was no reason to burn more time. You had possession and a reasonable field goal. You had the game WON! What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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They'll have to rip my joystick based arcade sticks out of my cold, dead paws. I'd never dream of using one of those leverless, all button deals.
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They made a Heathers the Musical reference on the NYCC poster?! That's amazing.
베로시카네는 헤더스자나
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Somebody check on the people of Chicago, especially these guys. They just lost a patron saint of sports. Ditka's gone to the big ol' Soldier Field in the sky. youtu.be/B9NO24hbe8Q?is=n7HU…
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I love that we're all in agreement here that Mira would absolutely be the one to take that approach. She'd secretly be a solid baker at least, I think.
"Bake brownies" who of the girls does this
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The refs after the #Ravens do anything mildly cool or productive lately:
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