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Business Analyst, Teacher, former CSR & Android Dev, idiot, smark, pro wrestling fan, guitar/bass nerd, occasional cook, umm....this is hard...person?

Rawalpindi, Pakistan
Joined August 2014
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I interrupt my apathy to tell you, any politician that tries to spin the genocide in gaza as the fault of Satanyahu govt, is actually a closeted zio. Every other party is even worse in their hatred
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Shaitan Bhai confuse hojaye iss ek statement se
Replying to @zoemalyks_chai
Allah Pak ki qasam this is exactly what tarot said.
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Lo g delegation war rukwane Aya hai but Ayesha g is concerned about the genitalia of the negotiators..... This is bigger than 🌈 representation 🌈 (It's a spongebob meme not an LG tv reference but if the shoe fits...)
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I love how the entirety of Pakistani Twitter is going "ao na khushbu laga k" "Han to Kya ghalat bola wo?" Or "Aap kon?"
The Prime Minister's Office: Pakistan Defence Minister’s call for Israel’s annihilation is outrageous. This is not a statement that can be tolerated from any government, especially not from one that claims to be a neutral arbiter for peace.
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Latest from irrelevant fantasyland
Unbeknownst to all, the Islamabad Talks are actually taking place under the security cover provided by the REAL net security provider in the region, which prefers to remain unnamed for reasons of modesty. Prowling the Arabian Sea, securing the whole region, is the INS Vishwaguru, the world's first stealth aircraft carrier, manufactured by HAL.
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Khawaja g the great with another banger
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Correction: If you have just enough muscle, no money, and a shotgun... You will become Pakistan
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This is my gold standard for Pakistan edits. If you're gonna make one, it better top this
Replying to @cirnosad
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His brother was also a government teacher and taught us in grade 7-8. A legend in his own right, sir Hashim Munir. Sir syedians will know
Field Marshall COAS Asim Munir’s father was a maths teacher, a school principal and an imam at his mosque in Rawalpindi. Prayers from his parents have taken him to these heights mashAllah. Ask your own parents for duas also.
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I nominate this as tweet of the month
Jawline so sharp it cut the deal of the century ā˜ ļø
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I swear. I be shouting "PAKISTAN ZINDABAD" on the roads if this continues
This nationalism shit hits like crack cocaine when your country is on a good run.
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What some people don't understand about negotiating contracts (most of them have never negotiated with so much as a Vegetable seller). You don't put forth terms to be accepted outright. Terms of a treaty are designed to be negotiated so each party can save face by having edits
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The terms of Islamabad accord as per the first draft seem to favor the US, Iran can propose changes which let's it posture to it's people saying we made America accept "our" terms, when in fact, those were always the desired terms. Makes everyone feel like a winner.
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طالبان کے Ų­Ų§Ł…ŪŒŲŒ Ų³ŲØ Ų­Ų±Ų§Ł…ŪŒ
وہ یورپی ŪŒŁˆŁ†ŪŒŁ† کہاں ŪŪ’ŲŸŚ©ŪŲ§Śŗ ہے وہ Ų§Ł†Ų³Ų§Ł†ŪŒ Ų­Ł‚ŁˆŁ‚ کے Ų±Ų§ŚÆ الاپنے ŁˆŲ§Ł„Ū’ کہاں ہے وہ Ų§Ł†Ł¹Ų±Ł†ŪŒŲ“Ł†Ł„ Ł…ŪŒŚˆŪŒŲ§ Ų¬Ł†Ś¾ŪŒŚŗ افغانستان کے ہسپتال Ł…ŪŒŚŗ پڑے Ś†Ų±Ų³ŪŒ تو نظر Ų¢Ų¬Ų§ŲŖŪ’ ہیں Ł„ŪŒŚ©Ł† پاکستان Ł…ŪŒŚŗ افغانستان کے خودکؓ Ų­Ł…Ł„ŁˆŚŗ کا نؓانہ بنتے Ł…Ų¹ŲµŁˆŁ… Ł¾Ų§Ś©Ų³ŲŖŲ§Ł†ŪŒŁˆŚŗ کا Ł„ŪŁˆ نظر Ł†ŪŪŒ Ų¢ŲŖŲ§ یہ ŲÆŲ±ŲÆ نظر Ł†ŪŪŒ Ų¢ŲŖŲ§ Ų¢Ų®Ų± کیوں؟
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Imagine if Barron came out as trans so he could carry on DJT's draft dodging legacy
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Top 11 CIA assets in Pakistan
Unsurprisingly: Difa e Pakistan Council (group of many banned outfits) has been activated. They held a press conference against Iran yesterday in Karachi. DPC include banned Sipah e Sahaba, Jamat ud' Dawa amongst several 4th scheduled extremist leaders.
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Alto and Sportage, avoid on road as much as possible
I have never seen an alto driving normally, they all have a death wish
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Wese what a master fuckin stroke of foreign policy. The world can watch while we get our oil through. Nobody dares attack a navy that's nuclear powered. Our ships sailing right through the middle of a standoff. I hope it goes well. It's like saying "I dare you" to the US too.
🚨 Pakistan deploys NAVY warships in Strait of Hormuz to escort commercial vessels amid the US-Iran war. Pakistan NAVY says it warships are in Hormuz to ā€œensure the uninterrupted flow of national energy supplies.ā€ Pakistan has become first country to deploy warships in Strait of Hormuz to escort its vessels amid Iran-US war.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we Pakistanis like to call "kuttay waali Karna"
Pakistan completely OBLITERATES India at the UN Security Council. Says we can sense "India's pain in seeing its heavy investment in the Afghan terrorist franchise going to waste as a result of Pakistan's precise action against terrorist camps and support bases in Afghanistan."
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Petrol rising by 55rs is in large part thanks to pump owners who, upon just hearing about the possibility of an oil shortage, started denying any sales. I myself went to 3 different pumps on Thursday before I finally got some fuel at PSO. Ab manao mazey. The hike will force WFH
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