CEO, hypothetical future corporation // ๐Ÿ’• @voiles1910 // stream Homie Vulgaris

the Wired
Joined May 2015
playing a HoI4 multiplayer game where everyone is co-opping Japan and one person each plays the Army, Navy, Civilian government and Emperor in turn
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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maybe the funniest/coolest thing he has ever done
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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micro targeted for the will grahams among us
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no that rules trans humanism is NOW. you can mold your own body. you are no longer a slave to its wills.
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Made a shirt you probably shouldnโ€™t wear anywhere homievulgaris.bigcartel.com/โ€ฆ
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puppy girl whoโ€™s a pug and dysphoric because she can breath
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Heads up! Wonโ€™t be commentating anymore. And yes, I have been porking Joeโ€™s ex-wife. Much love to the CDL and the scene. Busting down nearly every single night. Down to come back whenever! But yeah just digging her out regularly and loudly. Locking the thread, have a great night!
Iโ€™ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. Itโ€™s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day Iโ€™ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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first they came for the gorilla grip pussies. and i did not speak out, for my pussy is flaccid. ๐Ÿ˜”
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Bet you regret saying that now, huh?
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my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each otherโ€™s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.
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actual conversation between two guys who bought a watch from me guy 1: I think this watch makes me look like a homosexual guy 2: Can you talk normally in public, like you have a family that raised you what are you doing
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itโ€™s called reading a book, look it up
We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy. I predict weโ€™ll need gyms for our brains too, once AI starts doing our knowledge work.
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Doctor prescribing life saving treatment for C. Dif:
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Home schooling your kids is fucked up. What will they do when they encounter โ€œsmells like up dog in hereโ€ for the first time at 24? They wonโ€™t have the psychological immunities built up to defend themselves. Theyโ€™ll be killed on the spot.
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why do they call it lesbian when you lesbi in the cold girl of out hot eat the girl
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3yo put on a pair of glittery leggings and announced that she is now 'Shiny John'
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