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We need an airstrike! NOW!
Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet,

ALT Panel 1: A motivational speaker on stage at "The POWER of DREAMS" points at the audience. "You, Sir! What's your biggest dream?" Panel 2: A man with a mustache answers, "I want to make out with a big, juicy worm with a fat butt." Panel 3: The speaker: "Um... ...Okay." Panel 4: He moves on. "You, Miss. What's your dream?" Panel 5: A woman answers, "Um, that actually sounds amazing. I want that." Panel 6: The speaker turns away and whispers into his headset. "Janet,

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playing a HoI4 multiplayer game where everyone is co-opping Japan and one person each plays the Army, Navy, Civilian government and Emperor in turn
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@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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THE BEST SODA IN THE WORLD
dan HB SPOILERS@kastkiOct 23
moxxie defender til i die
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chuds discovered BCE Chinese tech. in another 2500 years they might discover how to build good roads
Jake
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A magazine-fed bow. Suddenly I'm a lot more interested in archery. No background check, no registration, no waiting period, because it isn't a firearm. Democrats can't stand that sentence. California Rep. Kevin Mullin already has a federal bill to reclassify high-powered airguns as firearms so the gun rules can reach them. That's the playbook. When the law can't touch something, Democrats change what the word "gun" means. Watch the engineering here and ask yourself how long before they come for this one.
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full spectrum warrior@lunchfanOct 23
maybe the funniest/coolest thing he has ever done
OG SNARK โ˜•๏ธ@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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matt_brannigan@matt_branniganOct 23
did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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can Iran please hit mossad hq again?
๐‘ฝ๐’†๐’…๐’Š๐’Œ๐’‚๐Ÿชท@fckitanywayOct 19
i used to be left-wing, but then you grow up, become independent, study, read, and understand how the world actually works. now i'm far-right.
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๐•š๐•ง๐•ช@ProfessorGetterOct 17
micro targeted for the will grahams among us
wildfoxworld@wildfoxworldOct 17
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 20
no that rules trans humanism is NOW. you can mold your own body. you are no longer a slave to its wills.
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BUY BABIES! SELL BABIES!!! stream links below!
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micro targeted for the will grahams among us
wildfoxworld@wildfoxworldOct 17
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Made a shirt you probably shouldnโ€™t wear anywhere homievulgaris.bigcartel.com/โ€ฆ
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 15
Wow you can watch my gf on stream RIGHT NOW for FREE! Premium content! twitch.tv/professorgetter/clโ€ฆ

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"please stop bombing kids is a political statement" aside, a keffiyeh scrunchie? they're two different things lmao
StopAntisemitism
@StopAntisemitesOct 14
UCLA Ronald Reagan ER - a patient seeking care was shocked to see political messaging in the treatment area: a water bottle displaying Palestinian propaganda and a nurse wearing a keffiyeh scrunchie. Why is political advocacy allowed in a place where patients should be receiving care?
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she's mine now and we live together. mission accomplished
ู„ุง ุญูˆู„ูŽ@IdgafwarvetOct 13
Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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