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I feed the robots and help retailers gain incremental revenue through online display. I have a pug and my life's objective function is to maximize the PugLife.

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2015
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Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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One other artifact of a #OneTeam era. The time (@seanxiesx I believe) slid a purple Post-It to me in a unrelated meeting. I slid back the yellow Post-It and we quickly decided the fate of developers integrating UWT forever. 🥹 It has since sat on my desk 💙
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🚨PARENTS🚨 please check your kid’s halloween candy. there have been reports of yubikeys hidden in candy bars. people are sick!
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Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it
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This is extremely accurate
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I try not to judge when I’m on video calls, but when I see this, I have a hard listening to what you are saying.
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Here is the front door of a C. elegans lab. These people mean business.
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how i imagine tRNAs going through a ribosome
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i made a little presentation
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I can’t tell you how much I love #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds. The actors are 🥰 and the deep/complicated relationships are 🔑. Follow your favorite actors here because I am here for it 👍🤘🏳️‍🌈 😎. The #vfx artists are also amazing. I ❤️ the process.
Let it be known: I shrink from nothing. I pander to no one. When you come for Ortegas with bigoted nonsense, you come for anyone who looks like her, identifies with her, sees any part of themselves in her, looks up to her, vibes with her. I see you. We all see you. #StarTrek 🔥🖖
After failing yesterday, it’s on now. The strategy blogs are a great read. Wordle 206 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I am such a proud #pug dad today. Rupert 🐶 got a mouse that has been terrorizing our apartment for two days. His expression was priceless. “Did you see that sh*t?!?” and then “Now before we get anyone else involved, let’s get our story straight”. 😂😆🤣 – at San Francisco, CA
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Be honest, too 🏳️‍🌈 or naw? 🤓😎👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿 #gaynerds – at San Francisco, CA
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The Halloween 🎃 decorating situation is starting to escalate at the apartment 😬
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A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂
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Did I buy 3D printed Multipass vaccination card holders for the boyfriend and I? Yes. Yes I did. Do we say “Leeloo Dallas Multipass” or “SHE KNOWS IT’S A MULTIPASS!” in public whenever we can? Yes. Yes we do. 🤓🌱💨🔥💧❤️ – at San Francisco, CA
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