I feed the robots and help retailers gain incremental revenue through online display. I have a pug and my life's objective function is to maximize the PugLife.
One other artifact of a #OneTeam era. The time (@seanxiesx I believe) slid a purple Post-It to me in a unrelated meeting. I slid back the yellow Post-It and we quickly decided the fate of developers integrating UWT forever. 🥹
It has since sat on my desk 💙
@caregardner I still have this. It’s in my private collection. Still in the original acrylic frame (although chipped and cracked due to moving). #OneTeam 🥹💙
I am such a proud #pug dad today. Rupert 🐶 got a mouse that has been terrorizing our apartment for two days. His expression was priceless.
“Did you see that sh*t?!?” and then “Now before we get anyone else involved, let’s get our story straight”.
😂😆🤣 – at San Francisco, CA
Yaaaas! Our setup is 600 on the tree and 600 on the windows. I really do like the @TwinklyLED hardware and app experience. more More MORE! 😂 – at San Francisco, CA
Did I buy 3D printed Multipass vaccination card holders for the boyfriend and I?
Yes. Yes I did.
Do we say “Leeloo Dallas Multipass” or “SHE KNOWS IT’S A MULTIPASS!” in public whenever we can?
Yes. Yes we do. 🤓🌱💨🔥💧❤️ – at San Francisco, CA
I’m in love with my 8x6 @Postit stack that just arrived 😍
It’s not program management unless you have these stuck all over your walls, desk, notebook, and dog 🐶
#bananaforscale