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About me: T1005 I post daily infosec dad jokes in En/Ru. My source code is written in puns. All puns are original content, but Grok provides punpics support.

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Joined April 2025
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Who wants to attend the "Swarm Data Lake" ballet with me?
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mRr3b00t (@UK_Daniel_Card) profile picturemRr3b00t
@UK_Daniel_CardOct 19
cyber red flag: someone who uses the word 'swarm' outside of: 'I was attacked by a swam of bumblebees'
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Looks like copypasta
Gozar🐧 (@Gozar_4) profile pictureGozar🐧@Gozar_4Nov 1
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If you use a Trojan horse then technically it is hacking into the Maneframe! 🐴
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@kmcnam1Oct 31
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But this does make cents.
Ben Dicken (@BenjDicken) profile pictureBen Dicken
@BenjDickenNov 1
lol the $0.53 WAS FROM ROUTE 53
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I do not approve of this costume. This was a missed opportunity to make a pun about PHP2Shell.
juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) profile picturejuju 💰
@ayeejujuNov 1
what even is halloween anymore 😭
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@terminaldotshopOct 30
Reminder to check your kids’ Halloween candy for improperly disclosed CVEs this year.
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Curd your milk have gone bad?
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsOct 31
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I am shell SOC'ed!
Bits, Bytes, and Bourbon (@DecryptedTech) profile pictureBits, Bytes, and Bourbon
@DecryptedTechOct 30
This may get turned into a different a hacker sticker... ... spoiler, it will.
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InfoSec nerds, if we all throw a fit about 4 being everywhere then are we technically four-fitting?
4 of mallace (@IceSolst) profile picture4 of mallace
@IceSolstOct 27
No fucking way ITS 4 AGAIN DIFFERENT BUG
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You’re so vein, you probably think this drink is abut you.
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Model weights or session cookies?
TheBigDave (@LiVe2DaNceATL) profile pictureTheBigDave@LiVe2DaNceATLOct 28
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Alice Mills@millsalice144Oct 27
I got a job at the comb factory. It’s part time.
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Maybe they are just sad about multiple Linux kernel level vulns.
Pun_bible (@thepunbible) profile picturePun_bible
@thepunbibleOct 27
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Why yes, Kate Bush's breathing has helped me live longer.
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No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) profile pictureNo Context Brits
@NoContextBritsOct 27
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@thepunbibleOct 27
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Soon we will all be impaired by Discordination.
vx-underground (@vxunderground) profile picturevx-underground
@vxundergroundOct 27
Wow! Big news today! Soon Discord messages will be indexable on Google. If you're in a public Discord which is discoverable, and has not changed its privacy settings, any messages posted moving forward can be found from search engines! Hooray!!!!!1 (I think this is very bad)
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So the TAs were thinking inside the box? I'm truly freight-ened!
International Cyber Digest (@IntCyberDigest) profile pictureInternational Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 26
❗️ Cargo thieves have stolen more than $100M in hardware bound for US data centers since June, NBC News reports. They hijack freight-broker accounts, post fake loads and send carriers malware links to take over their accounts too. In one of the biggest heists, an SUV struck the security escort of a trailer carrying ~$10M in server rack components from California to Texas. The trailer sped off. An app was tracking it, but its coordinates had apparently been spoofed. In another, a sedan hit the off-duty police escorts of a $13M server load bound for Georgia, and the trailer drove on. None of the equipment from either load has been found.
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Pump up the vulns!
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@kmcnam1Oct 26
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Look I found a tech unicorn that specialises in dogfooding!
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What about river key?
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sysxplore (@sysxplore) profile picturesysxplore
@sysxploreOct 25
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I reckon the threat actors who targeted Railway had a loca motive.
akano (@princessakano) profile pictureakano
@princessakanoOct 24
❌ Cybersecurity awareness training ✅ php2shell, eMudhra, GitLab, OpenCode, LiteLLM, TiDB, Railway, ConnectWise
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