A Technology Journalist and cybersecurity professional. I have a mission to remove the marketing-speak from the information people receive in their news.

Joined July 2010
Shape the battlefield with what you have. Cybersecurity is (almost) always a logistical conversation first, followed by tactical and strategic decisions based on that. Most people would probably be shocked at how well a small team can shape the battlefield to devastating effect against an opponent.
> You don't need a lot, you just need folks who care, constantly learning, and want to do the right thing who aren't prevented from doing so. This!
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'The vulnerability (CVE-2026-97631) only affects systems actively PXE network-booting using vulnerable EDK2 firmware; it requires sending malicious ICMP packets during that window and does not impact systems booting from local disks or with PXE disabled.' HYPERBOLIC HEADLINES getting smashed by Community notes!
Code-execution flaw in UEFI firmware threatens most servers on planet Earth arstechnica.com/security/202…
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The vulnerability (CVE-2026-97631) only affects systems actively PXE network-booting using vulnerable EDK2 firmware; it requires sending malicious ICMP packets during that window and does not impact systems booting from local disks or with PXE disabled. github.com/tianocore/edk2… arstechnica.com/security/2026/…
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LIVE pew pew map of all the php2shell exploits
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How many times have people claimed the cyber world will end because of an exploit? The only real time I got literally out of my chair was wannacry … I had seen MSBLASTER in 2003 and written a response routine as the org I was in was 50 percent down for 3 days ish…. I was allowed on the Friday to run my crappy code and we cleaned the place up very rapidly! With wannacry I was like: smb worm 🪱 that encrypts…. That fucking terrible. I was in a Michellin star restaurant with T and friends and then a message came in saying: Dan we need you here… I then shot off to grab my kit then head to an nhs trust…… That’s not to say the others weren’t and aren’t important (they are) Log4j was a bloody mess…. This game is complex as fuck.
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“We have cybertruck at home”
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CISO: We need to defend against agent swarms! Meanwhile…Suzie in accounting, with admin on the finance server where a scheduled task is running as a Domain Admin, runs her 7th clickfix payload of the day.
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Picanha Stew... It's what's for dinner ... :-)
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Now I am even more sad I didn't win the lottery for this one :(
Is this new Elmer T. Lee 40th Anniversary bourbon from @BuffTrace and good or is it all hype? Let’s find out!
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Maybe I don't have a photovoltaic memory.
Maybe. I don’t have a photosensitive memory.
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who remember HAFNIUM? who remembers MSBLASTER? who remembers WANNACRY? who remembers LOG4SHELL? who remembers {INSERT SOME OTHER NAME} guys: this is the job! in 10 years time there will be more names to add to the list, and then in 10 years after that... even more. This is the game!
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Replying to @klrgrz
Confusingly written... Article says you've seen PoCs and observed post-exploitation activity. The queries even have a note saying they aren't specific to CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619... So this looks like evidence a web server running PHP was compromised, but not necessarily via exploitation of these CVEs?
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Good news for once...A variety of factors make this annoying for attackers. xitter.cf/JohnHultquist/status/2…
A brief update on the critical vulnerabilities in PHP:  We have not yet validated exploitation in the wild and we have no evidence of successful wide scale exploitation. There are currently several exploit PoCs publicly circulating, many of which appear to be "vibe-coded" and are incapable of remote code execution. We have validated some PoCs, however, that are capable of RCE against default deployments of mod_php but not PHP-FPM. Nonetheless, exploitation may have already begun in a limited fashion and the threat is viable and very serious. Defenders should: ​1) Patch & Restart by upgrading to PHP 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, or 8.2.35 and restarting web services ​2) Layer Temporary Safeguards at the network edge (WAF/proxy rules) and server configuration level if immediate patching requires a maintenance window ​3) Protect Credentials by monitoring for abnormal session traffic and rotating keys and passwords on compromised internet-facing PHP systems exposed prior to patching 🔗 We are continually updating our Cloud Security blog post on this topic with real-world guidance and actionable defense strategies as we learn more. Please keep monitoring these posts for updates as you prioritize your patching efforts: cloud.google.com/blog/produc…  🔗 Technical details from Wiz: wiz.io/blog/php2shell-php-rc… 🔗 Details of the exposure from VirusTotal: blog.virustotal.com/2026/10/…
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'We have not yet validated exploitation in the wild and we have no evidence of successful wide scale exploitation. There are currently several exploit PoCs publicly circulating, many of which appear to be "vibe-coded" and are incapable of remote code execution. We have validated some PoCs, however, that are capable of RCE against default deployments of mod_php but not PHP-FPM.' #PHP2SHELL #EndOftheWorld (the last hashtag is a joke ;) )
A brief update on the critical vulnerabilities in PHP:  We have not yet validated exploitation in the wild and we have no evidence of successful wide scale exploitation. There are currently several exploit PoCs publicly circulating, many of which appear to be "vibe-coded" and are incapable of remote code execution. We have validated some PoCs, however, that are capable of RCE against default deployments of mod_php but not PHP-FPM. Nonetheless, exploitation may have already begun in a limited fashion and the threat is viable and very serious. Defenders should: ​1) Patch & Restart by upgrading to PHP 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, or 8.2.35 and restarting web services ​2) Layer Temporary Safeguards at the network edge (WAF/proxy rules) and server configuration level if immediate patching requires a maintenance window ​3) Protect Credentials by monitoring for abnormal session traffic and rotating keys and passwords on compromised internet-facing PHP systems exposed prior to patching 🔗 We are continually updating our Cloud Security blog post on this topic with real-world guidance and actionable defense strategies as we learn more. Please keep monitoring these posts for updates as you prioritize your patching efforts: cloud.google.com/blog/produc…  🔗 Technical details from Wiz: wiz.io/blog/php2shell-php-rc… 🔗 Details of the exposure from VirusTotal: blog.virustotal.com/2026/10/…
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There's a massive problem that's been created by AI and I don't think it's the one the AI orgs and 'influencers' have been saying.... I'm tired.... but the sloppening is a thing.... it's insane.... it's not helpful. I think it's causing issues.
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8.2 pounds to go until I can sample these new delights..
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