In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Forbes 85 under 85. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community).
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okay homies, it's time to do a salary survey for quantum computing.
how much do you make, where are you based, and who do you work for?
at the end, I'll compile the results and post it on here!
forms.gle/Rq9aatdUDyaVSWyt6
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OpenAI has released a Lean proof that I'm gay
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If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giant large-language models.
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hello Erdős asked if Σ n!/(2n)! is irrational
It is. Five-line proof. Extends to the whole family Σ n!/((a+1)n+b)! for a≥1, 0≤b≤a. Lean verified.
My AI then went crazy and claimed the whole affine family a≥1, b≥1-a is transcendental using techniques beyond my understanding:
github.com/clambro/erdos-270…
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QIP 2027 CFP is out! Some changes: Separate registration and submission deadlines one week apart. Paper must be on arXiv by submission deadline. 3 page abstract has no author names. Poster and talk submissions separate. AI use OK, but badly written papers will be rejected.
We're pleased to announce the QIP 2027 call for submissions. The key dates are as follows; refer to the website qipconference.org/2027/call/ for detailed instructions.
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One concrete effect of recent months is probably diverting possibly a majority of potential pure maths grad students away from the field.
Shout out to my colleagues. Looks like we’ll be the first people to have our jobs automated by AI.
An internal version of Astra, @OpenAI’s next major model family, solved 10 major open problems in mathematics, quantum complexity, and theoretical computer science.
We believe it will be a major step for scientific reasoning. openai.com/index/ten-advance…
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My dad (Richard Feynman)
My dad (Richard Feynman) had a side hustle doing industrial consulting. He'd spend a few hours visiting a company, talking to the engineers, looking at stuff, and then maybe have a good suggestion. Sometimes he would bring his son along. I only recall one of his suggestions, but it made the company he was consulting for way better off, so I guess his exorbitant consulting fees were worth it. We could have been wealthier if he had done it systematically, but he didn't want to be organized about looking for jobs, so it just happened when someone asked.
We love to see it
My student @JohnBostanci, Chinmay Nirkhe, Jonas Haferkamp, and Mark Zhandry have put out a tour-de-force paper that shows, relative to a classical oracle, QMA is stronger than QCMA - i.e., quantum proofs >> classical proofs. Congratulations to the authors! arxiv.org/abs/2511.09551
