In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Forbes 85 under 85. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community).

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OpenAI has released a Lean proof that I'm gay
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If I have seen farther, it is by standing on the shoulders of giant large-language models.
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hello Erdős asked if Σ n!/(2n)! is irrational It is. Five-line proof. Extends to the whole family Σ n!/((a+1)n+b)! for a≥1, 0≤b≤a. Lean verified. My AI then went crazy and claimed the whole affine family a≥1, b≥1-a is transcendental using techniques beyond my understanding: github.com/clambro/erdos-270…
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QIP 2027 CFP is out! Some changes: Separate registration and submission deadlines one week apart. Paper must be on arXiv by submission deadline. 3 page abstract has no author names. Poster and talk submissions separate. AI use OK, but badly written papers will be rejected.
We're pleased to announce the QIP 2027 call for submissions. The key dates are as follows; refer to the website qipconference.org/2027/call/ for detailed instructions.
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One concrete effect of recent months is probably diverting possibly a majority of potential pure maths grad students away from the field.
It feels bad doing math like a monkey when every 3 months there’s a 30% chance it becomes a 0 time problem. Demotivating a little
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My dad (Richard Feynman)
My dad (Richard Feynman) had a side hustle doing industrial consulting. He'd spend a few hours visiting a company, talking to the engineers, looking at stuff, and then maybe have a good suggestion. Sometimes he would bring his son along. I only recall one of his suggestions, but it made the company he was consulting for way better off, so I guess his exorbitant consulting fees were worth it. We could have been wealthier if he had done it systematically, but he didn't want to be organized about looking for jobs, so it just happened when someone asked.
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This and a fat stack of printed arXiv papers >>>>
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BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Physics to John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis “for the discovery of macroscopic quantum mechanical tunnelling and energy quantisation in an electric circuit.”
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RIP Raymond Laflamme OC, FRSC 1960 - 2025 avec mes amitiés @QuantumIQC – at Cherbourg-Octeville, France
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Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams
A couple reflections on the quantum computing breakthrough we just announced... Most of us grew up learning there are three main types of matter that matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Today, that changed. After a nearly 20 year pursuit, we’ve created an entirely new state of matter, unlocked by a new class of materials, topoconductors, that enable a fundamental leap in computing. It powers Majorana 1, the first quantum processing unit built on a topological core. We believe this breakthrough will allow us to create a truly meaningful quantum computer not in decades, as some have predicted, but in years. The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller. They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor. Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not! Sometimes researchers have to work on things for decades to make progress possible. It takes patience and persistence to have big impact in the world. And I am glad we get the opportunity to do just that at Microsoft. This is our focus: When productivity rises, economies grow faster, benefiting every sector and every corner of the globe. It’s not about hyping tech; it’s about building technology that truly serves the world.
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Microsoft's supporting paper, published in Nature, does not support the claim that they have created a topological qubit. nature.com/articles/s4158… Peer reviewers of the Nature paper expressed concern that the paper misleadingly implies that a topological qubit was demonstrated or otherwise achieved: static-content.springer.com/esm/art%3A10.1…
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einstein about quantum mechanics:
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Dear #Quantum/#QuantumComputing community, I am pleased to announce that my incredibly talented (and crazy) office mate and friend Luke Mortimer has done it : behold Quandoom, a port of the first level of DOOM designed for a quantum computer. github.com/Lumorti/Quandoom/
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I love you, but you’re not quantum serious people. This paper is nice work and shows some good results like the distance scaling for a memory, but just to continue on the fun light tone of the original post, if the race to FTQC is say covering the distance between NY and Sydney
Jay Gambetta, but after the Google logical qubit result
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I'm seeing a clear pattern here...
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Replying to @QuantumMemeing
please listen HamSim people, you are not contractually obligated to start your talk with this quote
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Those band structure calculations really have updated the priors of all those people who just found out what a band is
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has anyone tried making a room-temperature quantum computer by simply lowering the temperature of the room to -273C?
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going to tell my kids this was the Manhattan project
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Replying to @QuantumMemeing
I've been working out.
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Fearing a 'quantum winter' a small, anonymous band of researchers is fighting the hype in quantum computing. How? With the spiciest of memes and bullshit detection ‘as a service’ The memelords and bullshit-sniffers fighting hype in quantum computing computerworld.com.au/article…
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