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When I find the mfka that killed Nemo mama and his siblings

Bitch, all these times I’ve watched finding Nemo with these kids I ain’t never seen the beginning!! Excuse me??

As soon as a nigga say he gon grow his hair out I know his money tight.

Maturing is acknowledging that you do in fact like that lil fish filet sandwich from McDonald’s.

Take me back to when I saw Snow on tha bluff for the first time.

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You can’t do nothing with a smart mouth nigga but whoop his ass. Imagine going back n forth verbally and he eating you up. 😂😂😂

I like when the male whores say “my favorite place to be is in a hoe face” that shit funny af as long as you ain’t my man.

I got friendship PTSD real bad, but I don’t let that stop me from loving on my friends that are still around. A few bad apples will never have me projecting that on to my current relationships.

I support my friends in every new endeavor they pursue. If my girl wanna be an accountant today and an astronaut tomorrow—I’m clapping!

What I say?

Prove it! Let me see ya booty.

After further review…I do not! Victoria Monet did her shit! 😮‍💨

Lucky Daye x Anything goes

Next time one of my girls post a cute pic I’m commenting “omg you’re breathtaking.” I’ve been dying to use breathtaking 😂😂

Hello??

You get it!

A bored bitch is a dangerous bitch. I implore you hoes to find a hobby!