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Enjoy some #LawAndOrder, ya malignant-narcissistic pile of shambling lukewarm garbage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#TheFormerGuy
#TrumpArraignment
To be fair, foundational #CriticalThinkingSkills aren't taught in many schools anymore.
I'm GenX and had a rural childhood: EVERYONE took wood shop and home ec. And 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩, my lovelies, is where you pick up real-world thinkin' skills, if they weren't lying around at home.
Consider this: Showing Up for Racial Justice's event, “Mass Meeting: White People’s Work After a MAGA Win."
(Personally, I don't have the bandwidth to watch tonight, but I believe it's going to be recorded.)
mobilize.us/surj/event/73318…
Rachel Martin retweeted
So Obama inherits a near depression from a Republican, then fixes it and sparks a 9-year economic expansion.
So they vote in Donald Trump.
Then Trump inherits a booming economy, and collapses it by mismanaging the pandemic, and another Democrat comes in to again clean up a Republican mess, and does clean it up.
So they vote in Donald Trump again.
Half of America is fucking stupid, and I truly do not know how this Republic has survived this long.
Rachel Martin retweeted
Little white boys are being told that they can…
Rape and sexually assault women
Lie incessantly
Be convicted of multiple felonies
Hang out with child sex traffickers
Idolize dictators
Have sex with porn actresses and prostitutes
Steal money from charities
Incite riots
Compliment nazis
Ridicule the disabled
Hate Black people
Be indicted and have 88 criminal charges
Be sued for discrimination by the Department of Justice
Go bankrupt multiple times
Run scam businesses
Inspire mass murderers
…and still be president of the United States
#Election2024
Rachel Martin retweeted
I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.
Rachel Martin retweeted
Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag
Rachel Martin retweeted
He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.
He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.
But at least he's not a Black woman.
Rachel Martin retweeted
“Daddy?”
Yes Johnny?
“King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?”
“Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”
#Election2024 stress-eating? This is the deliciousness we got from Luciano's, a smidge south of Pittsburgh. Yum, yum, yum.
lucianosbethel.com/
New theory on why nearly all celebrity endorsements are from and for Democrats: because they're LITERATE! It's a literal requirement for most of 'em.
And you're less likely to vote for Agent Orange if you have rudimentary reading comprehension.
Right?
Yeah, basically.
I kind of feel like, at this point, "I'm undecided" is just code for, "I'm uncomfortable voting for a woman president but I'm embarrassed to say so " 😐
youtube.com/shorts/XOrbLxDiD…