Honorary Utahn and Adopted Buckeye. Formula One Correspondent for #VIS. Hot takes served fresh. Don’t take yourself so seriously, jerk.

San Antonio, Tejas
Joined June 2009
Post-meeting team building is the best part of this wretched day. And they’re paying for it.
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BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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Obama graduated from Harvard Law magna cum laude. Trump can identify zoo animals and is amazed to have recently learned dumb ends with a b.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
I’m 32. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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People are so delicate. Apparently, my efforts to keep the agenda updated are “disrespectful.”
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Ask not what your company can do for you, ask what more you can do for your company.
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Eight days until the midterms, and it's been weeks since a republican mentioned anything except trans people, mental hospital hoaxes, or Cheesecake Factory. Messaging this horrendous must be studied.
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Everything is performance art. 🙄
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Imagine not letting your kids trick or treat because Halloween is "unholy” and “demonic”, but then you go out and vote for men who touch kids and abuse women…
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I’ll never leave you, Twitter.
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Ah, man… lots of Cowboys fans here. And as it happens, their team plays tonight. People are avoiding eye contact with me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive arrived at the belly of the beast.
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.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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"I'm gonna add a Russian to the crew to depict a peaceful future, and also give him a Monkees haircut to appeal to teenage girls" was the most wonderfully goofy late 60s thing Gene Roddenberry did. R.I.P. and hope heaven has plenty of nuclear wessels.
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Some random art gallery owner wanted to exhibit Hunter Biden's paintings and it was a months-long scandal. The below can't even pierce a single news cycle.
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Ive arrived at the belly of the beast.
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Time to head to the home office.
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Training forearms like crazy while your biceps and triceps are still underdeveloped is a crazy set of priorities.
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