Tristan (@RandoManBro) profile picture

Just some dude. Warehouse gremlin.

Calgary, Alberta
Joined August 2025
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Happy Veterans Day! My son squats 525 now. Fuck I’m getting old.
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You have to steal memes from the right and you're STILL wrong. You used the "male gaze" exclusively to attack attractive female characters men liked. Because at the end of the day your dictionary definition is an excuse, not the truth.
Replying to @memeticsisyphus
"It's amazing how much anti feminist discourse is just rw men pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."
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We're going to see the Americans With Disabilities Act and claims of religious freedom going head to head. “The dog saliva is considered impure,” Assistant Superintendent Dr. Abdullahi Ahmed said.
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As foretold in the scriptures Concordia. As it was written, as it will always be.
Bloomberg reports that PlayStation has canceled the online shooter FAIRGAME$ from @HavenStudiosInc, first announced in May 2023.
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube we need your help! What is happening to educational content on YouTube? My WWII history channel was removed over alleged “child nudity” claims, despite being dedicated to documenting and preserving real historical footage. At the same time, AI-generated “slop” and “brainrot” content continues to flood YouTube with fabricated information, misleading narratives and sometimes racist material. Automated enforcement should not be allowed to erase legitimate educational archives while synthetic misinformation thrives. @TeamYouTube @YouTube #RestorePanzerPicture #HistoryMatters #SaveWWIIHistory
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Skipping going round after round is a choice. A wise advisor will tell you to limit how much push back you give on social media toward people who have already made it clear they don’t see your point and they don’t want to. Restraint saves you from getting in the mud (which is a real temptation). Too much diatribe and jousting and you will undermine your ability to create the warmth you need if you are going to attract people to a meaningful cause. The wise teacher brand is the way to go for most social media writers. Take caution against making interactions feel overly hostile or personal. The notable exceptions are for people who are demonstrably evil. What’s the line for that? Someone has to go beyond merely being wrong in their analysis. Evil means things like this: They are making an attack on someone’s rights, family, property, reputation, or dignity—often done through deception or force. Hold back from people who are merely mistaken. Refuse to stay polite with people who are evil.
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Creatine is a helpful way to fix many problems, so therefore, they must make it harder to get
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This is gay and stupid and infantilizing and retarded.
First day of school! Rebecca, age 39 Favorite subject: ending foreign wars and making child care affordable. When I grow up: I want to be an example to little girls everywhere. Favorite color: Blue
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Liberals recycling the “end homelessness” promise again. $11.2B over four years (plus more later) to fix it in a decade. This has been on their agenda for 70 years. Longest unfulfilled promise in human history. What’s different this time? Carney’s banker haircut and a fresh caviar in the corporate jet.....that's it. Same old playbook. Tax, borrow, and spend harder. Makke working Canadians poorer, then act shocked when more people end up in tents. Tents are not housing. Stop treating symptoms with other people’s money. Let us keep more of what we earn. People who can afford rent don’t need your programs.
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I mean. No shit. Muslims already desecrated and destroyed his tomb for a fucking Facebook post.
A Muslim stole and burned the nearly 1,000-year-old bones of Saint Nicholas, better known as Santa Claus. Are you kidding me
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Lmao Saving this for the day of GTA6's release when there are like 6,000 unofficial ports diffused across 10,000 pirating sites with no identification of origin beyond "some dude in Russia".
Take-Two is ready to use its legal resources to those who attempt to unofficially port Grand Theft Auto VI to PC or reverse engineering via AI assistance – they also plan major defences against it for future title releases. “We are utterly focused on enhancing our technical defenses and enhancing our legal activities appropriately. And at the same time, without in any way being cavalier, every entertainment business that exists is subject to some element of piracy. So this is likely to invade our business to a greater or lesser extent. I think it will be manageable and we are focused on it.” - Strauss Zelnick Source: ign.com/articles/take-two-en…
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Replying to @ZELLKLUMPEN
No babies are murdered in an abortion. GTFOH.
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There are 85,000 homeless in Ontario. I wouldn’t be surprised if Olivia Chow did this too in Toronto. You know, because of climate change of course.
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Replying to @DataRepublican
"A beautiful democracy" they say. A republic can contain democracy, a democracy cannot contain a republic. This effort will fundamentally change the government type.
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Replying to @Runningbear
A group of approximately 30 philanthropic families. Also they're not required to disclose foreign funding.
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🚨 BOOM!!! FLORIDA CFO JUST WENT FULL NUCLEAR 🚨 He just said the quiet part out loud: The EASIEST way to kill sanctuary cities forever? Start CHARGING Democrat politicians as ACCESSORIES to every murder, rape, and child rape committed by the illegals they protect. Make them LEGALLY responsible. Because let’s be real — those crimes NEVER would have happened without their sanctuary policies. They are COMPLICIT. Period. This is how you end it for good. No more hiding behind “compassion.” Share this EVERYWHERE. Every single sanctuary traitor needs to see it.
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To those hating all Muslims! Please name me ONE bad thing a Muslim has PERSONALLY done to you.
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And then you wonder why our productivity has been in decline for a decade.
We’re empowering more Canadian artists — painters, sculptors, writers, musicians, actors — to tell our stories, in our own voices, in our own ways.
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I have this weird idea that it’s still wrong to cheat even if the other girl is hot…
Sorry, but if I were Jensen Huang...
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Can you shut up? This is a betrayal. If his policy follows this rhetoric, he should lose his entire base. He deserves it at this point.
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“But people who are here, and in some cases here for 10 or 15 years, work a deal for them.” That’s the same thing as amnesty. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn…
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